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More Irish Gags
murphy was walking along with his dog when he met paddy paddy says "where you off to murphy ? murphy " i am going to the vet to get the dog put down" paddy " why is the dog mad ?"
murphy " WELL ITS NOT TOO FU--ING PLEASED ABOUT IT !
WHY DID GOD GIVE THE ARABS ALL THE OIL AND THE IRISH ALL THE POTATOES ?
COS THE IRISH GOT FIRST CHOICE
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE IRISHMAN WHO THOUGHT PUBIC HAIR WAS BUGS BUNNYS SISTER
A LITTLE GIRL WAS SKIPPING THROUGH THE WOODS WHEN SHE CAME ACCROSS A SMALL IRISHMAN SITTING ON TOP OF A GIANT MUSHROOM WITH HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS KNEES
GIRL SAYS "HEH MISTER ARE YOU A GOBLIN ?
MAN SAYS NO I JUST GOT A SORE HEAD !
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN IRISHMAN AT UNIVERSITY ANSWER THE CARETAKER
APPOLOGIES TO ALL IRISH GUYS WHAT ABOUT SOME SCOTS JOKES
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