Well the time has nearly arrived, CeeGee and mini CeeGee(known as son) will arrive in Phuket on the 12th July. During the stay, son” will undertake his final exam. I would like to thank all board members (both male, female and ?) who have contributed to his education over the past few months.
Sons exam will consist of a number of subjects:
Geography :This will be knowing the exact location (both sober and otherwise) of major landmarks.Mai Thai Bar etc.
Maths: Being able to calculate the exact cost of “Bell ringing”(before, ringing the bell.
Observation: Being able to identify a LB at twenty paces.
Social Services: The care of elderly and infirm BMs he may meet (You know who you are)
Biology : If I’ve got to write it down, you have no imagination.
Chemistry: A basic knowledge of the ingredients which make up certain cocktails and shooters.
Zooology:The identification of BMs from their forum names.
All BMs are invited to participate in the administration of “Sons” final examination, however no cheating will be permitted, bribery is allowed and encouraged. Bearing in mind, if he fails, he could end up with a useless life and career (Such as a UK Prime Minister)
Unfortunately, son has already failed part one of his exam in the UK, this is language skills. Although he has had extensive training for the past 19 years he is still unable to use the phrases “It’s my round “ and “let me buy you a drink, sir”. I would request all BMs to encourage him in the use of these phrases at every opportunity.
Finally, should he fail his final examination, I will not be held responsible for any debts, sick buffalos, promises made to BGs,MIB and he will be put up for adoption before leaving Thailand(no reasonable offer refused)
This is a unique opportunity to mould and develop a future leader of men. Please do not fail me.
