I recently toured the LOS for ten days with a good friend. 2 days in Bangkok, 2 days in Pattaya, 4 days in Patong, and then 2 more in Bangkok. By the ninth day, my body was complaining so I took the night off and went to sleep at 1130pm. My buddy went out solo and picked up a super hotty at a gogo bar. This was quite out of the ordinary, as my friend to date has been much more a fan of FL's. According to party involved, there were quite a few ladydrinks and tequilla was the drink of choice. Upon leaving the GoGo they hit Lucifer in Patpong. More Tequilla. Great club by my standards. Anyway, everything seemed to be going splendidly so my friend excused himself for a pee break and a drink run. When he returned he was lividly surprised to find another guy all up on his lady. He promptly spun the guy around and basically told him to piss off. Definitely a 'What the fuk woman?" moment, huh? She "vely solly"
so he sits down. Apparently, the other guy had taken the insult a little deeper than my friend thought. This asshole sneaks up and basically sucker punches my buddy. Once again, according to the party involved, a bar clearing brawl ensued (I wasn't there), and my valiant compatriot was obviously the victor. The lady was so impressed that she insisted that she wanted to show him some more of her talents. They went to Karaoke. More Tequilla. Let's say 5am. He comes back to the hotel. I know this because at 530, he stopped by my room to borrow my boom box for boom boom accompaniment. According to party involved, light foreplay ensued and they got naked. He stuck it to her for about 10-15 minutes, she got off and then promptly rolled over and went to sleep. Another "What the fuk woman?" moment. Now, admitedly, I have be to LOS far less than many of you. But, it through this gloriously entertaining forum that I have learned that in the future it will be a good idea to keep close tabs on my food, my wallet, and hopefully unnecessarily--my women. It's the ethics and morales that can be let go!! To good times upcoming. Thanks for the comedy
