Walked into a russian afganistan Veteran one day bigger then me by far who was pissed allready and decided I was a good mate to him so he ordered a bottle of Vodka and decided we would drink it empty together. All night I was drinking Rum and cokes so I was onto pissed allready. But he the guy was huge so ok
But not being allowed to mix I had to drink it pure. Well by the time the bottle was empty we were making real big steps

but that was nothing to that one time in spain I took the cab back to my hotel

it was just 100 meters down the road, but walking was so hard