[Talbotman]

Have been drunk many times in various parts of los but only one time when i was totally out of it. Was IN Pattaya one year staying on soi 2 went on an afternoon bar session and at around 9pm we ended up in the soi 2 bar area then it happened we noticed the bar with all the balloons around it and the barbecue ! so us being the good scots guys that we are decided that was the place to be, had no difficulty obtaining an invite from the lady whos birthday it was mainly down to the fact that they knew i played the guitar and got up and sang some some songs with the bands. So there we were plate with the suckling pork and chicken, large glass each of some potion which was poured by the hostess out of a huge bottle (later found out it was black cat ) then it was time for a few songs , so i am up there and then i find another glass of thai whiskey put in my hand which because it tasted like cats piss and i did not want to seem ungrateful ,i despatched in one drink all the thais looked on amazed so after the first song another glass was in my hand this went on for about 30 minutes then one of my friends who had arrived late shouted to me to inform me that i had consumed nearly 3 bottles of thai whiskey at that stage i felt ok but i knew what was coming so i payed my bill and made my way down soi 2 to the hotel i reached the car park and then my legs gave way and there i was unable to move i can remember the 2 security guards carrying me past the reception and up to my room once in my room i then spent over an hour speaking to god on the white telephone (head down the toilet) before colapsing on my bed. The incredible thing was that 7 hours later at about 8 am i woke up and feeling ok collected my towel and made my way to the swimming pool as i went past the reception desk i said good morning and all the staff looked at me with amazement that i was able to go swimming so soon after being carried to my room . But then i am sure you have all experienced this where one night you can drink like that and wake up ok and another night you could drink less than 10% that amount and wake up with a chronic hangover. The misteries of booze

FROM TOMMY IN SCOTLAND