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two stories:
this one is long but worth. when i 1st started working in nyc, we had a christmas party at work. we started drinking at 3pm and stopped at 3am. i had to take the ferry home. i was totally wasted but saw a girl just as drunk as me. i followed her onto the ferry and sat next to her, proceeding to pass out. when the ferry docked, the conductor was yelling at us to wake up. when i woke up, there was puke all over the floor, i dont know if i puked or she did. i woke her up and stood up. when i stood up, i realized that i shit my pants when i was sleeping, alot too! so i start wobbling out and ask the girl where s she going, ask her if she wants to come to my place. she ask for what? i say"so we can fu**!" she promptly ran away. but you have to give me props for taking a shot at 5am with a load in my pants!
in december before i went to LOS, i stopped in hong kong for 6 days. my 1st night there i ended up at fenwick's. its infamous for tg, and i ended up staying there til 7am. i took a tg from bkk back to my hotel. the next day me and the tg went to eat, when she left i jumped in a taxi. as we were on the highway, i had to roll down the windown and i was throwing up all over the side of the taxi, my head sticking out of the window. i was in hong kong less than 24hrs
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