[pancake31]

Well I ended with a question...

A ****** once approached me and asked me if I wanted a Bj. I asked how much is it going to cost me and she answered 4 marlboro ciggs.

Location for this offer ? Tuzla, Bosnia 1993

Price for 20 Liters of diesel: around 100 DEM
Price for one box of marlboro: around 130-140 DEM

Black market prices....

Well a reply said that I had a lot of money to spend. Well to reply back to you is that if you dont spend money you get a lot of money.

I was a UN-Troop for 2 years didnt spend much money other than to 4 pack a day smoke and some whisky or beer.

To side track a little bit since this is a phuket board. I will tell you about how it was in Tuzla 94. Well I met the pimp that arranged for ******s in Hotel Tuzla. You might imagine that the pimp is an old geezer with a sidearm and some other heavy duty weapon. You will all be wrong.
It was a kid on 12 or 13 years old, maybe since he spoke english fairly good. SO what about the prices... Hotel and 2 ******s was around 190 DEM at the time or 140 DEM for one. We swedes were not allowed to check in there for our 60 hours leave. But the Norwegians were.

One thing that I have learned is where ever there are war there are also prostitution. Take the Jordanians who bought marlboros in the PX and then traded it for sex with the locals. Even I wont sink that low.
I didnt even accept the cheapest ******* (4 ciggies) other than free off course. Well I wouldnt feel any teeth at least if I went for it, since my baby has more teeth than what she had. She wasnt that old maybe around 30-35 something. I know MP was hounding the jordanians and some got caught with their pants down. Well if you felt desperate you always had sucking Sigrid(swedish woman) on the swedish camp. The guards saw some action there with their night vision equipment. There were rumors that some of the interpreters who was working for us was ex ******s at hotel tuzla but nothing is confirmed even to this day. I think one of the interpreters got married to a swedish captain. Even though the batalion order prohibit us from socially interact(socially intercourse) with them. Strange that the batalion order changed after a while and this rule was then omitted.

In part 3 I will tell you a little bit about prostitution in Zagreb.

The reason my budget was high in thailand was that when you are in uniform you are always horny. The pants are fluffy and big and is always rubbing my rod. haleluja haleluja haleeeeluuuujaaa. So when i did have my leave I wanted to feel like a king. Well you can feel like a king with a lot less money than I had. but you need the money if you take the christin girls out.


But did I live fancy while I was in thailand ?
I lived in a place called shamrock park Inn and I payed less than 200 Baht a night. No fridge just a fan and no hot water. The bed that was made to shag in and 2 chairs and a table. But it was like a mansion to me, who normally have to share the same space with 3 other guys.

It seems that no one of the girls complained about my room. And yes I always had the same room whenever i got to phuket. And in the long run that is NOT GOOD. Ex girls comes and nock on the door but instead of taking the girls home. I just went to their place--> problem solved.
(I hear you knocking but you cant come in,(old song)Another thing is that when you go to their places you get a little bit more insight about the girls.

I was with one thai girl who was the barowner or leased the bar. I didnt really inquire since I didnt care but she was the top dog. She had a couple of girls and I stayed with here for some time. Most people just see the fasad or the front of this prostitution but I know the back side as well and thats the ugly side of it. The youngest bargirl she had was 11 but the girl itself said when she was being picked up that she was 19.
I dont remember what have happened with her parents but something did happen and she had to provide the family with money. I didnt know if I was going to cry or laugh when the farrang took her away for the night. She wasnt my type anyway. But i'm pretty hard to please. You line up 100 bar girls and I might find 3 or 4 that are attractive or shaggadelic. This bar owner was a shaggadelic woman. She was a couple of years younger than me and she was wild. Lucky I didnt have anything else on the side while I was with her. She demanded a lot.
Well I was fit at this time not a sixpack but no flabby fat either. Today the lovehandles are there and I have a small KEG in the front. We used to have sex inside her bar where she does the paperwork etc to make sure that the girls get the right commision for drinks etc. She would either ride me slowly or I would hide under the desk and give her my tongue. She liked to dress in a leather skirt with no panties on. She was the one who liked to ride my rod while on the bike traveling between patoon and karon or kata. She was a hot tempered girl normally but I didnt feel any wraith from her. She had her goons if someone treated her bar girls badly. So she said. But she explained for the farrangs the "rules" when they paid the bar fine and took some girl out. There was never any problems with the bar girs during my time with her.
The next time i came to phuket she was not there and her room-mates just said she left to BKK. Well I was not that infatuated with her but I sure missed my hot bike rides and her moaning sound. I bought her some gifts and clothes but hey i got free food free beer and free rod service and I even stayed at her room but I never checked out from my room.
I just have nice words to say about her.

I used to label the girls with color from the thai money. So a purple girl was 500 and a white was 1000 then a double white was 2000.

Another thing I read on this message board was that every bar have at least one stunner. Well thats in the eye of the beholder. I my mind its maybe 3 stunners in each soi of soi bangla and thats being optimistic.

I have always liked to play pool and during my early visits there all bars basically closed early and the pool halls was the only place that was open 24 hours. I always bought an ice bucket and a bottle of mekhong and some cokes whenever I started to play pool. I'm about average pool player but beware there are thai pool sharks and most of them are girls. Did I really care if I lost some baht at the pool table ?
Not a chance. But I had some serious fun there. So I'm about to tell you a story about what happened one night.

I started the evening as usual with the bucket and the mekhong and I put my name up on the chalkboard. There was not that many names on it and i knew all of them who were playing. In comes a new girl, which I have not seen before. She was one of the few that was shaggadelic.
My time was up and i got the cue and I won my game and then some more so she was up to play. She said You want to play a 500 baht game, why not. I ended up winning the game and got 500 Baht. She signed up on the chalkboard. I lost eventually to some other player and when she was up, she won her game. She said again 500 baht and I said ok. I won that game. She was good but she didnt have lady luck on her side. It started to get late and there were only me and her and 2 others and the girl that worked there so serve beer and set up the balls on the table. So the next time her and I played she said a 1000 baht. Ok I said and then I lost the game. I was even. I was buzzed but not drunk. RULE NO1: NEVER GET DRUNK WHEN YOU DONT HAVE FRIENDS WITH YOU especially when you are outside of your hometown. The next game we played was the last one I will play since I said that I was going to get some sleep. I was not that sleepy but i just wanted to relax. So she said last game a 1000 baht. I said the bet sounds boring. I said if you win I give you 2000 baht but If I win you come with me to my room for the night. She said something in thai to the girl who worked there and then accepted the bet.At this final game there was only me and her and the girl who worked there. Needless to say I won the game and she kept her promise. Would I be mad if she didnt ? nah .She actually stayed with me for a couple of days but we didnt do any more pool bets.

I have always been a happy camper, just like my baby and we have all heard about happy ******s. But what about angry ******s or unhappy ******s ......
Some are even better than actresses and can cry on command with tears and puffy eyes if you dont pay them what they want. I have seen this behavior so many times and its always kind of funny when you see him pull up some reds or a purple how the girls suddenly shine like the sun.

ANOTHER GOLDEN RULE: Do the business before any action take place if you want to be on the safe side.

I like to know the girls better and usually talked some time, before getting to the room. So I knew what they do and dont know when we come to the room.