[Denver]

Tin Tin,

I was just relating a story of a great experience, quite early in the morning on the beach (Where I wasn't robbed) which I thought was in line with the thread of "Being robbed on the beach!" Had a bloody fantastic time to be honest. It was quite a while ago, I'm a bit older and wiser now and perhaps loitering on the beach road at 7 am is not the best advice in the world.

But hey! I was young, fun and full of ***! Half cut, able to handle myself and not a care in the world. Right at that particular moment in time, a BJ on the beach seemed just the ticket! Old Chap!

No intention of raking up an old thread in mid thread (if that makes sense) I like threads, threads are good.

The DOH! was for Cotambear who answered his own question with regard to having a passport stolen, it was meant as fun, as in Homer Simpson..........DOH! No offence meant Cotambear, sorry about that.

Yes, I'm new, Yes, it's a brilliant Forum, I'm just trying to keep my bits real and a bit of fun, bit like me really!! Anyway, back to the thread: I woke up on the beach to find my kidneys being removed by these really pale indian looking blokes in white coats holding roses and smelling of wee. Luckily, I had put my kidney in a waterproof plastic container around my neck, so they took my 100 Baht 'flip flips' (I've got two left feet!) instead.

I'll get my coat, my taxi's here! DOH!
PS It's going to cost me a bloody fortune buying all these BM's a beer, better get saving then! Be good.