[Denver]

If you are built like a shire horse and known as 'The Human Tripod' why not flaunt it? I say. Yer can't beat a full chest of white hair, a curly perm, more gold than Mr 'T' and a Ting Tong!

Soooooooooooooo........I'll stick to my 'genuine' "special price my friend" 'Adibas' shorts that go transparent in the pool, never fails to amuse the hotel cleaning staff. I lost the string ages ago (no longer required) now, if I can just get the waist band to stop rolling down under my gut it'd be sorted.

My god, the girls won't know what's hit 'em! It's not the size of the nail - it's the size of the hammer knocking it in!