[RomanAmerican]

Oh, those people! Those damned sellers! They were lined up Thaweewong Road between my hotel and the Beloved Bangla Road. And they didn't give me a moments peace. "Tuk-Tuk?" "Pussy Show?" "Elephant Ride?" "Hello, Friend." "Where you from?" "You like ladyman?" The list of offers went on and on and they never stopped coming. I wanted to get old GW Bush to invade and conquer Patong just so I could legislate these hucksters to silence. Beware Beach road. Only walk there it you're intent on shopping. Otherwise walk near or on the beach. Your soul will be lighter for it. Or you can just try prentending you're invisible. Think, "I can't be seen or heard" and then keep walking. It helps. I just had to vent. Thank you.