Hi Faulty and welcome to the board. I've been trying to guess why you use the name Faultytowers. You say you are in London, so running a hotel in Torquay is not the answer. Is it one of the following:
1) You are tall, skinny with a moustache and can do a funny walk?
2) You are short with a moustache and speak English badly with a foreign accent (Scottish you say?.....)
3) You look like Prunella Scales
Whatever the reason welcome and feel free to tell us more about your recent trip. How come you are going back so soon - I'm jealous.