[Denver]

Originally Posted by J_jazz

When the commercial said "If your erection lasts more than 4 hours consult a professional" I didn't realize they meant a doctor!"
"what to do if i'm hard as a rock during 4 hours" ??
2 cheap ******s and a bottle of whisky is the best option i can think of

Right then, a four hour boner with two ******s and a bottle of whisky!! mmmmmmmmm You need the boner to go away...........mmmmmm......OK, I take it you've boned each of the girls for at least one hour each. Had a quick smoke and a splash in the pool (being careful not to scrape your bell end in the shallow end) Then.............fumbled along the hotel wall with your hands looking for the doorknob to your room because you are now going blind from the effects of Vit V.

When the girls come looking for you and find you crawling on all fours shouting "Where am I" on the Bangla Road, they can quickly guide you back to your hotel. Relax onto the bed - Girl One beats your trouser snake with a big stick to try and make it go away, while Girl Two pours the contents of the whisky bottle down your neck for the pain!

OR............You could just pop out to your favourite Indian suit maker and get him to make you a pair of 'Special' pants! If they are as good a tailor as they always say they are, nobody should notice! All that shouldn't take more than 4 hours in my book!

Just a thought..............I'll get my coat, taxis here