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Old 31-07-2005, 03:04
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Originally Posted by faultytowers
When in the Middle East I used a bum gun, but, only once. "Cold" water tank was actually outside the building, in 40 degree heat, water from bum gun suddenly was boiling hot. Loud screams and much cursing , I returned from the toilet walking like John Wayne. I have never trusted the bloody things since.
Now that has got to hurt FT! Our water tank is on the roof here (sometimes there is actually water in it!) I sometimes forget that the water coming out has been heated to photon torpedo - "she cannae take it nae more Cap'n" super steam heat (55 Degrees here today) and it's a great laugh looking at the skin thats peeled off your back lying in the bottom of the bath at your feet!

So.........has anyone got a simplistic (Idiots/Denvers) guide to actually using one of these bum guns? i.e. 1. Aim nozzle at your pot towel holder from the ???? (Front/back?) Please somebody - Enlighten me! We've got them here and it seems such a shame not to have a go!
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