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Old 31-07-2005, 05:33
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Originally Posted by dizbusta
There's 2 ways of using the "bum gun" (assumption is made that you are right-handed)...

1). Hold in right hand at the ready, squat down, move right hand behind back then down and under botty cheek, aim jet in general direction of muddy hoop and fire

2). Hold in left hand at the ready, squat down, move right hand behind back then down and under botty cheek, move left hand down in between legs at the front, aim jet in general direction of right hand (trying to avoid dangly bits) and fire, use right hand to deflect water on to muddy hoop

Have fun
Diz

First method preferred. I would have never thought of using a hand as a deflector. That would seem to make the whole procedure very similar to the squat and gourd method. I have shoved the hose past c*ck and balls and squirted directly on the target, holding the hose in my right hand, but the family jewels do get in the way a bit. Whereas when the hose is applied from the rear direction, then the balls serve nicely as a backstop for any errant spray, which doesn't feel bad at all, either!

One note of caution, when firing the spray directly at your target, as I always do, press very slowly on the lever to test the pressure before completely squeezing it. Because once in a while you get a hotel with really high water pressure, which can be a little rough on your ring, when applied full force!

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