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Originally Posted by steve@thaib
I have a Thai ex-wife who is back living with me. I plan a holiday in Phuket for early September. Her take on it, which is a view I have warmed to, is that I can have a lady from the bar for a night because I am on holiday!
The downside is that if I spend more than one night with the same girl this will constitute a relationship, for which she will cut off my best mate and feed him to the ducks!

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Never knew ducks liked "spotted ****"