[marc26]

i get a text message from my old tg gf whos now married,living in italy. it say"i need you help me. please call me" i think, oh oh, something bad happened. i call her and she tells me that in italy they have a holiday this coming saturday sunday and that her and her husband have to drive far to go to garden, doesnt tell me where, what city. she then asks me, her american ex-bf, whos now staying in thailand, to go on the internet and look for a hotel that they can stay in. i start laughing, and she gets upset, saying"ok, sorry i call you". i calm her down and tell her if she is going to america, i will gladly help her with her hotel accomodations, but as i am american and her husband is italian, maybe he should handle the italy accomodations. mind you, she still never told me what city they were going to. we ended the conversation with her not fully grasping why i could not help her. i hung up the phone and laughed my ass off