[Coolhand]

I am just waiting to see if any of them watch the Fast Show:-
"Good morning, sir. How are we today, sir?"
"Fine. And you?"
"Radiant, sir. Radiant. Woo that is a lovely suit, isn’t it sir?"
"Yes, it’s nice."
"Suits you, sir, suit like that, Ooh! Do you want one off the peg or do you want one made up?"
"Well I’m looking for something a bit smart; I’m starting a new job."
"Ooh, congratulations! Will you be having your own secretary, sir?"
"Yes, yes I think so"
"Will you be giving it to her, sir?"