[Denver]

I was dating a Policewoman for a while in the UK who was half Indian, half Portuguese. Really nice girl, a few too many Indian influences that you will only find out about when you actually date them a few times. Great in bed.

Plus she had her own body armour, handcuffs, uniform and an arresting smile. I'll save the mace story for another time. I need a little lie down now in a darkened room with a wet towel on my forehead.