[Denver]

Originally Posted by marc26

why dont you guys just get e-tickets. i would lose those tickets if i got them so early

I just like to sit here in my little sand-bagged room with a candle burning. I open a cold can of Carlsberg and light a Bensons and Hedges and then it's THAT time!!!

I take the package and gently open the envelope containing the tickets, looking at them wide-eyed, longingly and lovingly, I stroke them ever so gently with my fingers, feeling thier card-boardy texture under my touch. I run them through the hairs on my manly chest and every so often my tongue flicks out and I lick them from top to bottom.

Once I am fulfilled and have that gentle ruby flush to my cheeks, I ever so carefully replace the tickets in the envelope and making sure that nobody has seen me, I place them under my pillow next to the pistol and blow out the candle. Not long now!