[Talbotman]

sorry guys but i can not quite believe the amount of you who eat this poison voluntarily i mean i will drink a pint of tetleys bitter or carling lager i will eat cockney pie mash and liquer (but never jellied eels) but never again will i eat somtam

that reminds me of the 3 black ladies down by the river washing their clothes the first one says
I CALL MY MAN BRANDY BECAUSE HE IS RANDY!
the 2nd one says
I CALL MY MAN WHISKEY BECAUSE HE IS FRISKY!
the 3rd one says i call my man cointreau
before she can say anything else the first one pipes up "aint that some kind of fancy liquor
the 3rd one says IT SURE THE HELL IS HUNNY!