You can call me cheap, but I'll stick with C & N, the massage for a BM budget!
I go for the basic Thai massage (also known as the torture massage!). Tuk can torture me for 2 hours anytime. It hurts so good!! Seriously, it does hurt, but you walk out of there feeling like a new man!! Of course, part of the reason I am feeling so good is that it only cost me 300 Baht for 2 hours!!
The oil massage is 500 Baht for 2 hours(IIRC). They had a list on the wall of all sorts of addtional goodies for additional baht, so I think you could get your body scrubbed there, as well, but, being a budget guy, I can't say for sure since I never indulged in that. Plus I am afraid they would laugh at me if I told them I wanted to get exfoliated!!!
JayBee
P.S. Are you gay?