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Old 22-10-2002, 23:32
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Im going to have some fun!

Hi Guys,

I will try to get as many photos as possible of the things you want. Obviously the xxx rateds '***' first.
Its a shame the go-go bars dont do the shows they used to. I remember the first time I went to the promised land I saw a show in Pattaya where the girl walked on stage with just her knickers on. She dance for about 2 minutes, then took her knicks off. She danced for another minute or so, then cocked her leg to the side, a bit like a dog having a piss, and then a little yellow bird flew out from her twat!!!! THAT was entertainment!!!
The funny thing was the bird flew out and hit a mirrored wall and crashed to the ground. It rolled around the floor dazed, and then the girl got its cage and started tapping the cage. The bird pulled itself around and hopped back into its cage!!! It must have been wondering when the next show was going to be!!
I also saw toads and frogs being pulled from their twats.
The question I want to know is "How the **** do you practice that shit?".
Is their room covered with dead frogs and birds when they have been practicing?
Beats me.

Dirty Mike
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