[norrie]

Originally Posted by DREW

It seems that something stange happens to people in Phuket, in particular in Patong when the night time decends, somehow their inhibitions get lowered and their deviant ways seems to rise to the surface.

I have had a few strange encounters over the years with people who are perferctly normal on the surface, but get them in the bedroom and they turn into sex maniacs with deviant tendancies, willing to do things on holiday they would never dream of back home.

Last year when I was in Phuket minding my own business reading my book outside the Savoye Seafood restaurant, I'm approached by a nice English girl (late 20's blonde tanned and good looking with a 'full figure' although a bit 'heavy boned' for my liking).

She sits down and then proceeds to ask me how many time I've been here, and do i know this and that, and where is the best place to do this and that etc. So we have a couple of drinks (late afternoon) and she tells me she is a nanny based in Dubai and has heard all these stories about Thailand being a dangerous place etc and she is a bit apprehensive (being a shy girl who does not have much experience of travelling). She then offers to buy me dinner at the Savoye Seafood that night, if I would be so kind as to show her around town.

So showered and changed a few hours later we meet up and have a few drinks and a nice meal. Then a few more drinks when she explains that she is here for a break to chill out as she has been treated for addiction- drink and drugs (not that she looked it) and who am I to pass judgement.

So no problem with me- a few more drinks and she tells me that she would like to watch one of the famous 'action shows' of Thailand (its about this time that I start to think that this 'English Rose' may not be quite as pure as she makes out to be).

So off we trott for a few more drinks and the go go's to give her an eyefull.

Its at this stage that our 'nanny' drops another bomb shell- she tells me she is being treated for addiction to having too many friends in the bedroom as well- she trauls the bars of Dubai when the US Navy are in town and has sleep with most of the families she works for and can't help her self.

So its then that I starting thinking 'Hello- what have I gotten into here''. (Perhaps this is just here way of striking up a friendship).

So she then goes on to tell me how she gets off with the Navy Seals and takes more than one on at once and her and her friends are well known within the Navy circles- (Friends! There's more like her!).

She then infoms me that she can't 'fullfill' herself unless she has more than one friend in the bedroom and asks if I would like to try and help her 'unwind'.

mmmm before I get a chance to decide on my best course of action (should I advance on the enemy or retreat)- she says ''those 2 guys look quite nice over there, why don't you go and ask them to join us''.

Next thing she is asking for me to get a couple of Ladyboys who could satisfy her demands and fill all of her needs...

I wont go into details but she eventually made it to Phi Phi, where she continued to phone me on a daily basis with a running commentary on her 'addiction to bedroom antics'' and how she was failing to ween herself off her addictions.

It must be me as I seem to attract them.

I was in the Rock Hard during Christmas 2003 when I'm talking to this Italian couple late 30's or early 40's, good looking and tanned. Usually stuff, where you from, how long you been here, where you staying etc.

Anyway he goes to the toilet and the wife starts stroking my leg and coming on to me. Alarmed that her husband might get the wrong idea, I go and get some more drinks in- by the time I return he's back and she's in the toilet.

He then tells me they are staying at the Merridien Hotel and would I like to go back for a drink as his wife quite likes me.

So 'in for a penny in for a pound' of we go in a Tuk Tuk, winding our way to the hotel.

Nice room- champange, then he goes to the bathroom and his wife and I are engaged in conversation and I'm thinking 'he's been gone a long time', when suddenly the door opens and he's standing there in a 'red rubber' outfit- from head to toe, including a full face mask.

So, not wishing to be caught in the same predicament as the big black guy from Pulp Fiction and being 'beasted in the basement' I decide now may be an appropriate time to bid them 'goodnight' and exit via the patio doors and down to reception, where the receptionist offers me a warm towel as I appear to be a little 'lawn' and sweating a lot.

I've had and heard of similar episodes in Patong when the nightime decends on the town and the morals start to slip.

I suppose its the sme world over, it just seems more so in Phuket.

Drew

absolute class,,the rubber suit killed me,,fantastic,,it can only happen in patong!!!