[Skorpionen]

"I ***!"
(****ing hurry up and *** will ya, I'm tired and I want to order room service & watch MTV.)

"We go boom boom?"
(I'd like to watch MTV.)

"Where you staying?"
(Where am I staying tonight? Does it have roomservice, aircon, minibar, and nice pool?)

"Where you from?"
(Where will you move me and my family?)

"What your job?"
(I have a large family, so you better be able to support them sonny!)

"Will you support me?"
(Will you support me, my Thai boyfriend, our two children, and sixteen relatives, six buffalo, 2 cats and our rabid dog?)

"You buy me ladies drink?"
(May I have 500 bt., please?)

"You pay my barfine?"
(May I have 3,000bt, please?)

"You barfine my friend?"
(May I have 6,000bt., please?)

"You cute!"
(I'm cute, you're an ugly, fat baldy slob! But you have got a few quid so i can live with that)

"You handsome man!"
(You have some hair left, and your own teeth how nice!)

"You healthy!"
(You're fat, your breath smells and your farts ****ing stink!)

"You kind man!"
(You're a stupid fool who pays me too much!)

"You barfine me tomorrow?"
(Are you my gravy train?)

"You butterfly?"
(Are you smart?)

"I'm 18"
(I'm 16.)

"I'm 21"
(I'm 32.)

"I work here four months only"
(I've been here for four years.)

"I work at [another bar] before"
(I was kicked out of [another bar] for showing up drunk and late every day.)

"We go barhop?"
(We need to stop at my friends bars so I can show off.)

"We go dance?"
(I want to dance with my friends while you make a fool of yourself.)

"I have one baby"
(I've got stretchmarks under my shorts.)

"I have two babies"
(My pussy looks like the black hole of Calcutta.)

"I have no babies"
(I have two babies but no stretch marks & my pussy is still tight! Well ok semi tight! ok ok it will be like throwing a sausage up the Alaskan Highway!! but it could be worse .)

"I don't like *******"
(Quiet, my friends will hear. Of course I'll give you a *******! How much you paying me again???.)

"I don't like Thai men"
(I like Thai boys.)

"I don't like German/American/Italian/etc. men"
(My last boyfriend was German/American/Italian/etc.
& He stopped sending money)

"Up to you [regarding tip]"
(As much as you can afford)

"Up to you [regarding what to go do]"
(Take me dancing. Now, fat boy!)

"I Cherry Girl."
(I haven't been ****ed up the ass or in my ears or nose yet.)

"I Cherry Girl (alternate 1)."
(My Thai boyfriend won't let me spend the night with a foreigner...yet, How much money do you have again?)

"I Cherry Girl (alternate 2)".
(I haven't screwed for a whole week...and we used a condom.)

"I'm good girl"
(I only go with other men for money, how much do you have again?)

""I have menstruation"
(Pay Bar for me, take me to Tony's Disco, Buy me drinks then get lost elephant man)