[swiftdave]

Ok, so wife finds two condom wrappers in carry on bag. Durex say made in Thailand. I'm in sh!t. Then I realize, I didn't buy any in Thailand!! And even if I did it wouldn't have been these. Been back for over two months.
Problem: 15 yo Daughter went away for two weeks with her friend(girl) using my carry on for her clothes.

So, was I so drunk in Thailand I forgot buying condoms or does Durex manufacture in Thailand and ship world wide? Either way I'm a dead man, question is do I get to take some 15yo horney bastar* with me?