[JayBee]

Originally Posted by marc26

i was talking to m old gf, whos married in italy. shes coming to LOS alone for holiday and said she wanted to butterfly. i informed her she was married and she said "i married in italy, not in thailand!"

also, when she says tha she speaks italian, she says she speaks italy

They don't have words like Italian, English or American. So If they say I speak Italian, then it is "I speak language Italy"(Chan phuut pasah Italy). An American man(or woman) is "khon Amerigaa", Englishman is "khon Angrit"(sounds like 'cone ung-gleet") and an Italian is "khon Italy"(sounds like 'cone Eetalee-e-e').

Chinese is "khon Jin"(cone jean) and Chinses is "khon Jippan"(cone yee-pun), Korean is "khon Khorea"(cone cowl-lee-ya).

The funniest one probably is German, of course. "Khon German" but sounds like "cone yellow man."