I stayed at Deevana Resort, for a week or so...a couple of years ago.
I'd bring ladies back to "spa wing" room, late night. The security guards, would accept a 200thb bribe, to let us pass. I'd usher the girl around the back of the building, to another outside entrance, as the front desk would want to charge joiner fee. (500thb)
One afternoon (horny), I brought a FL back, and got questioning looks from the front desk.
Upon reaching my "spa" room, she immediately wanted to check out the (private) jacuzzi, ouside of the room, and bordering the pool area. 5555
She was pretty mao, and started undressing right then. Down to her panties, and bra...she helped herself, into the jacuzzi. A group of people in the pool at the time (couples, and children...around 4:00PM), looked in horror, as my girl removed her bra, and chugged the rest of her beer. 5555
I finally got her out of the jacuzzi, and back in the room!
After a quick shower, we got to work. Jeeeze, she looked great in clothes...but undressed, I discoveered she was bruised up a little. And had scratches and abrasions all over her legs.
I was sort of (excited), still...But, I just wanted to take care of business, and get rid of her!

She was too mao, and sloppily drunk!
About then, she stated that I didn't have to use a condom

, as long as I didn't (go off) inside.
That, brought me right down! God, what a (skank), she turned out to be!

While I was getting dressed, she stole all the contents (chips, nuts, etc.), from my nini bar. (found out later)
I escorted her out of the hotel (via the lobby, front desk), with a pittance and tuk tuk fare.
Reentering, I was summoned by the (manager), who informed me, that if I brought that (lady) back....They'd charge me 1000thb. 5555
Oh well, fvck em'...if they can't take a joke! I checked out,the next day.
Pablo