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Old 06-04-2006, 13:31
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But well worth it. She spent the whole night at my place. Very trustworthy and she bought me dinner (OK, so it was kebabs from a street vendor ) and she bought me drinks. A very memorable night



who said romance was dead! 55555 sounds like a good night.
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Old 09-04-2006, 04:10
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Noot is a hard working girl. She's been to Los Angeles in USA for 8 month but the guy (and we are reading a wealthy man indeed) couldn't afford her demands. So she is back. Nevertheless I have I do have to admit to having her everything and have screwed her off at least 10 times the last month. Haven eaten tits, pussie and screw her from different positions.

She is generally expansive but good weally of money.

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Old 11-04-2006, 02:26
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How long has she been back for? Cause whan I met her in December we chatted for hours and she never mentioned going to the US.
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Old 11-04-2006, 19:02
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I'm a newbiew, just arrived in BK late last night. Went out to Nana Plaza at about 2:15 am, also walked up and down Sukhomvit. My initial impression is that the menace of LB's is way too played DOWN on this site....these creatures are everywhere!!!

Yes, yes, you can spot the obvious ones from a block away, but the freaking problem is you spend about 15 minutes evaluating every woman trying to figure out if she really is a woman!!

Again, that's just my initial impression fresh off the banana boat.
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*Mama said: TG is like a box of chocolate...........you never know what you gonna get*


well i can give you an idea what you gonna get...small,sweet, gorgeous, will love you long time!
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Old 12-04-2006, 12:50
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Of if the box has been picked over theres only the ones gone hard in the middle or a little bit sticky
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Old 12-04-2006, 13:37
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I'm a newbiew, just arrived in BK late last night. Went out to Nana Plaza at about 2:15 am, also walked up and down Sukhomvit. My initial impression is that the menace of LB's is way too played DOWN on this site....these creatures are everywhere!!!

Yes, yes, you can spot the obvious ones from a block away, but the freaking problem is you spend about 15 minutes evaluating every woman trying to figure out if she really is a woman!!

Again, that's just my initial impression fresh off the banana boat.
Once you get the feel for it 99.99% are obvious and you'll relax about diferentiating, just go with your first instinct.

I like standing in Nana Car park, leaning on the barrier and watching the LBs ply their trade. Some of them are a scream, as can be the reactions of unwitting newbies who pass too close to their web and don't know quite how to extricate themselves and the just plain gobsmacked who stand and stare like rabbits in the headlights. It's nice to chat to the katoeys too when business is slow and I've never found them overly pushy once it's made clear, as kindly and politely as possible, that I'm not interested in anything else.

There's also the group that gather outside Casanova's, Nana floor 2 near the back stairs (no pun intended). They make lingering grabs for you as you walk by, but never turn nasty provided your refusal is polite with a smile.

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i've never had trouble with the LB's round nana either. they can tell you not intrested and leave you alone.
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who would be worried about those lbs, different matter on suk late at night, but still they dont worry you to much if they know your not interested.
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Someone mentioned she looked kind of ladyboyish.

How do the ladies take it if you ask them if they have a tubesteak if there female? It almost seems that most of the l/b's are better looking on the outside then regular thai woman.
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Old 18-06-2006, 18:00
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Someone mentioned she looked kind of ladyboyish.

How do the ladies take it if you ask them if they have a tubesteak if there female? It almost seems that most of the l/b's are better looking on the outside then regular thai woman.
I've only been with one girl who I had concerns about, right up to the bedroom. I sort of raised the question in a joking fashion (claiming to be a ladyboy myself), then she said she was a ladyboy! By then we were on the bed (pre-shower) and I was into her enough to think... "what the hell, go for it!"

As it turned out she was only joking...

I've had one post-op from Voodoo, as part of a threesome, who had me fooled in the bar and later I had another what-the-hell moment, at least her friend could serve as backup if things went wrong.

As to they're all being better looking than real TGs, afarid not. Many are, to be brutally honest, grotesques - excessive make-up, dress, posture and mannerisms. There's a spectrum, of course, but the real good fakes, like watches, are to be found indoors not on the street market. A couple of the Nana LBs are real lookers. Also take a look at the right-hand (ladyboycock) side of Pattaya thumbs - of the hundred or so Lbs I've seen on that site, only three or four do anything for me. about the same proportion in the real world.
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Old 18-06-2006, 21:54
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The tings I do for you people...

Just had a quick drop by BGS7, it's getting more and more difficult to slip into that place without being grabbed by some girl with a previous claim. If only they'd form an orderly queue.

Sat at the far side of the main bar and when I glanced over my shoulder, who should be standing there but YKW. "You're **** aren't you, my friend described you..." and it snowballed from there. More important than the katoey question, I established she does not smoke and off we went. For the record a detailed, almost forensic, internal examination revealed nothing even the slightest bit suspect, beyond a good-sized and very tasty and responsive clitoris. The breasts are large, but not overly so, well executed and pleasing to the touch. Otherwise she is 29, very slim, permanent smile and maintains eye-contact in a slightly off-putting way. Quite business-like; starfish rating not too high; her spoken English is pretty good. Nice big - but not too big - bum, she says she wants a bigger one, but I'm not clear on whether she will aceive this by surgery or fried rice.

Overall a thumbs (amongst other things) up!

The only really disturbing feature are the words "IJ WUZ ERE" scratched in capitals on her a*se.

Now, to whom do I send the bill?


Great Field Report Inspecter Tyfon.
Good to see you took one for the team!!!
Should put a few minds to rest, but i must say she does look pretty fine from her picture.

Keep up the good work
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Old 18-06-2006, 22:38
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Keep up the good work
You know, I might just do that. After over a month of solid work on a Peruvian telemedicine database I find that I have spent almost none of my last two pay checks... time to make discrete enquiries about when the boss is next due to take a week off - that's 12 days in BKK to me....
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Old 19-06-2006, 04:13
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Someone mentioned she looked kind of ladyboyish.

How do the ladies take it if you ask them if they have a tubesteak if there female? It almost seems that most of the l/b's are better looking on the outside then regular thai woman.
You are right, most do look alot better than the regular girls. That's what makes it tough.

Many are down right gorgeous.
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Old 19-06-2006, 04:17
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Someone mentioned she looked kind of ladyboyish.

How do the ladies take it if you ask them if they have a tubesteak if there female? It almost seems that most of the l/b's are better looking on the outside then regular thai woman.
Wheb in doubt I always ask. They usually leave me alone and grab some other guy.

Better knowing then instead of later when you're in the room ready for action
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Who cares if 'it' is a he or she? I would take her back and if it was a lb just flip em over. 55555

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Old 19-06-2006, 09:58
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Who cares if 'it' is a he or she? I would take her back and if it was a lb just flip em over. 55555

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Yeah but remember she/he does not smoke. So no matter the outcome, you are still minus one hole,
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Old 19-06-2006, 18:03
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Of course she smokes !

Load of rubbish...She sucked my piece and licked my **** and has been doing so for the last three years on a fairly regular basis the last time being 15th May 2006....1500 Baht for short time(quiet season )
She is putting on a bit of timber these days and I told her she needs to go on a diet
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Load of rubbish...She sucked my piece and licked my **** and has been doing so for the last three years on a fairly regular basis the last time being 15th May 2006....1500 Baht for short time(quiet season )
She is putting on a bit of timber these days and I told her she needs to go on a diet


Wow!! Did not know she was a LB.

Seen him/her in previous threads enjoyed by other BM'ers as well
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Wow!! Did not know she was a LB.

Seen him/her in previous threads enjoyed by other BM'ers as well

WTF?

Where did he say she was a LB? She is definatly all Woman
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Old 20-06-2006, 04:25
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Wow!! Did not know she was a LB.

Seen him/her in previous threads enjoyed by other BM'ers as well
Pop-quiz for Slingalin...

Below is a ladyboy, a soi dog and a WOMAN... identify each correctly before leaving hotel.

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Old 20-06-2006, 05:24
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Pop-quiz for Slingalin...

Below is a ladyboy, a soi dog and a WOMAN... identify each correctly before leaving hotel.



555555555

Good quiz there Tyfon...
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