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Old 19-12-2006, 14:44
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I like to have massage of any kind here in Bangkok but altough I had tried many of them I cannot say I found one that satisfy me. I mean that sometimes I get a good service in a place but when i come back the previous girl is not available and an other one cannot provide the same satisfaction. Not to mention that, in my opinion, a young attractive girl is often not as good when it is time to ...... do. But of course, who wants to get manipulated by an old fat rusty woman? There are many massage salon here and sometimes I returned to the same one for a few months but then things changed (girls, management, service) and i had to find something else.
So the thread is: can we collect everyone's recent experience about massage in BKK and make a sort of (updated) ranking list? I prefer not to give my opinion for now: I am really curious to see other experiences and point of view.
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Old 19-12-2006, 15:13
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If you get good service from a massage lady, my advice would be, to get her cell phone number so you can get back in contact when you need to.

BTW nice intro.
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Old 19-12-2006, 15:31
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If you get good service from a massage lady, my advice would be, to get her cell phone number so you can get back in contact when you need to.

BTW nice intro.

That's a different story. I don't want to have one more phone number to call to get a lady out. I want to have good places to go (no home, no hotel) and have a good service on site. Possibly change lady sometime and/or maybe get 2 together. The point is the place not the lady. BKK is overwhelming of ladies of any kind, you don't need to look for them in a massage parlor. Anyway your suggestion was welcome. let's go with the next.
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Old 19-12-2006, 16:19
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I would say that what kind of service a girl give one guy will not be equal to the service she gives another guy..

Will depend on how you interact, if theres any connection etc..

So as this is entirely dependant on the person going in then I think its kind of difficult or even pointless to assess..

Go... find one you like.. Return to her if you want.. Is that so tough ??
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So the thread is: can we collect everyone's recent experience about massage in BKK and make a sort of (updated) ranking list? I prefer not to give my opinion for now: I am really curious to see other experiences and point of view.

You start a thread asking other BM's to give their opinions on something but are not willing to give yours, perhaps if BM's hear about your personal experiences they will be more willing to contribute.
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visuddha...you're in the phuket forum.....you should be in bkk.

my best experience has been at kings massage....its just off the sukumvit... i think its soi 12 on the right as you enter.....i'm talking about massage only.... no extras there....slightly expensive but i think it was worth it. will definitely be going there again

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Old 20-12-2006, 01:26
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I would say that what kind of service a girl give one guy will not be equal to the service she gives another guy..

Will depend on how you interact, if theres any connection etc..

So as this is entirely dependant on the person going in then I think its kind of difficult or even pointless to assess..

Go... find one you like.. Return to her if you want.. Is that so tough ??

YOU'RE RIGHT 100% about the relevance of the personal relatioship. But, once again, this is not the thread point. The point is not the human being but the establishment. I will try to explain myself. My experience demonstrated that wherever you go (any MP) you will find girls changing and changing in time. This is not bad at all! But IF and only IF the shop has a "smart" management, regardless the girl you take, you should always have a good treatment: as I suppose that the management "manages" the staff, aka train them to behave....bla bla bla.... This obviously is not occurring in the most of the Thai massage shops. But I think there are fortunately a few (good) exceptions.
This is the thread: what are these exceptions?
PEPSI mentioned kings massage (King & I in soi 12 I guess). This is a first name. Thank you PEPSI.
Yes I would prefer not to give any name for now but.....You know what? I started this thread because I read some enthusiastic comments about TEEN massage in soi 33. Well : I was astonished. I ve been there 3 times, plus 1 time in VIP Teen (door is beside it) and few days ago in LOVE TEEN (door almost in front of it). Same story (same management indeed). You start your normal massage session and around at the 50% of it the girl offers the "hidden price list" : 500 for HJ, 1000 for BJ and 1500 for FK. Nice relationship indeed!!
Sorry for my mistaken forum room, but as you know I am new here. I hope this mistake of mine will not cause major problems to anybody (moderators included).
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Such a thread would be pointless really, search enough and you will find both amazing and terrible reviews on *any* MP you care to name. And as you say yourself in the OP the info goes out of date in a few months. You also do a pretty good job of further arguing against it in the post above - regarding Teen Massage you see many good comments but your own experience was bad. Well...exactly.

Also I'd echo what faulty said - you want other people to post info but you won't even share your own Better to contribute your own thread of experiences/a trip report I think.
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Its not whats in a name, its the girls that make the name, same as at a bar, its not the bar thats great, its the staff at the bar. What maybe a great MP or bar this month, could be crap next month due to staff movement.
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I like to have massage of any kind here in Bangkok
can we collect everyone's recent experience about massage in BKK and make a sort of (updated) ranking list?

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So you want I give you my point of view. Ok I'll do it. There are many places that I don't like but I see no reason to display a list like that. I just mention two places whose service style is exactly what I wouldn' t like to find when i go to a MP.
My worst are TEEN group (the 3 of them) and AVIVA in soi 8. The reason is the one I explained already. If you want a normal massage you will instead be pushed to have sex and if you don't want it the girl will do everything she can to send you back home asap (bad massage, time cut, no smile, even bad words). if you'd appreciate some special attention she'll cut the crap and show the fixed and unarguable price list, with the "warm specification": you *** once, quickly and go home.
My best are Nirvana in soi 23 and 33 (aka "Green Skirt") and Akane in soi 33 and Ploenchit. They are completely different. Akane is definitively Jap oriented. Nirvana is more Farang/others. Akane is more rigid: you pay the shop and then everything is included (tip is just optional). E.G.: you pay 1100 bahr for 90 minutes during which the chosen lady will wash you under a shower including penis balls and asshole. The massage will include HJ and "prostate treatement". More expensive treatments include two girls and BJ. You cannot ****. This is well stated in the publicity of the shop (they have a website) and in the menu chart they show you.
Nirvana is more flexible. You pay the normal massage at the counter (400/500 baht per 1 hour) and then, if and only if you want, you can deal something extra with the girl. There is no "special price list" and if you do not request anything the girl will not push you. The good point is that usually the girl will massage yur intimacy without requesting anything. At the end it will be your kindness to give her the tip you think she deserves. This is a kind of behaviour that I personally appreciate much.
Now: what these 2 such different places have in common? I repeatedly have been there for a couple of years. The girls changed several times, like in any other place. But the style never suffered. New girl yes, but same style, nice behaviour, no hassle. This is the point that makes , in my opinion, the good quality of a place. The continuity of a style. Akane and Nirvana are completely different from each other and I am sure that many of you will like one and dislike the other. This is normal. But, for sure, if you go there you know what you will get with your money, regardless of the girl you will choose and the day you'll be there.
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Interesting post above. But then again, it's your own view. If you read Vinster's trip report made in the last day however, you'll also see he had a great time in Teen.

For me, I'll check them all out and see for myself
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Old 20-12-2006, 17:24
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Interesting post above. But then again, it's your own view. If you read Vinster's trip report made in the last day however, you'll also see he had a great time in Teen.

For me, I'll check them all out and see for myself

Yours is the right attitude pal! This is what I am trying to get from this thread: everybody report their own experience and let' s see what is the average, the best, the worst. This is the simple idea of ranking. But I wish to underline that the reliability of a report is tied (in my opinion of course) to the continuity of that "first impression" in time......
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Well I shall be reporting my experiences from said places as soon as possible!!
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Well I shall be reporting my experiences from said places as soon as possible!!

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In London?

Sometimes people go on holiday to Thailand you know ;-)

I shall be getting there this weekend.........
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Sometimes people go on holiday to Thailand you know ;-)

I shall be getting there this weekend.........

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It seems that this thread is going to the trash bin. Well probably the topic was not relevant. For your info I give you the web address of Nirvana massage that is NIRVANA Massage Bangkok . About Akane I did not find their website but with google you can find more infos about it.
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I like to have massage of any kind here in Bangkok but altough I had tried many of them I cannot say I found one that satisfy me. I mean that sometimes I get a good service in a place but when i come back the previous girl is not available and an other one cannot provide the same satisfaction. Not to mention that, in my opinion, a young attractive girl is often not as good when it is time to ...... do. But of course, who wants to get manipulated by an old fat rusty woman? There are many massage salon here and sometimes I returned to the same one for a few months but then things changed (girls, management, service) and i had to find something else.
So the thread is: can we collect everyone's recent experience about massage in BKK and make a sort of (updated) ranking list? I prefer not to give my opinion for now: I am really curious to see other experiences and point of view.


Next time you find a place you like, and a masseuse you like...ask her out...be bold get her phonenumber and call her....invite her for dinner, and have fun...if everything else fails.....there is always Nana carpark after dark
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Next time you find a place you like, and a masseuse you like...ask her out...be bold get her phonenumber and call her....invite her for dinner, and have fun...if everything else fails.....there is always Nana carpark after dark

Hey my friends, thanks God there is you to help me !

Better read the profile of the recipient before posting, next time.....

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Hey my friends, thanks God there is you to help me !

Better read the profile of the recipient before posting, next time.....

Well for someone who's supposedly lived in Bangkok for 8 years and gone out every night you seem pretty clueless. And dare I say pretty short on useful input yourself
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Well for someone who's supposedly lived in Bangkok for 8 years and gone out every night you seem pretty clueless. And dare I say pretty short on useful input yourself


Sure! Read please the thread "few days in BKK" and check WHO gave the clues to the guy who asked for help......I saw a lot "find by yourself with google" or , worse, outdated infos....Are those the "useful input" for you?
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Hey my friends, thanks God there is you to help me !

Better read the profile of the recipient before posting, next time.....


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Better read the profile of the recipient before posting, next time.....

I don't know (m)any BM's who will look at a user's profile before posting , at best they will look at the join date and number of posts.

In your case it only shows that you joined this month and have made 21 posts , so as far as most people would see you are a newbie. Therefore , rather than sarcastic remarks perhaps a bit of humility would be in order.
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