ANNIES - recomendations!

[fitnesstravel]

just had annie's this afternoon. i went there, wasn't much choice, but decided to brave it out and chose number 26 anyway. she was the best looker there, with a pretty ok body.

turns out, her tits were weird - it was a little saggy and her areola was discomfortingly dark and wide in radius. at least they were real i guess.

soapy massage was nothing special, it was my first time and probably my last. the massage itself actually hurt my **** - i am uncircumcised and the friction kept over-extending my foreskin. luckily the soapy itself did not last long.

nothing to complain about the girl's attitude though - she was reasonably obliging and willing to accommodate (except for **** which i asked and she said no). not really a looker, but decent. nice tight body other than the aforementioned 'problem' with her tits. nice ass. very beautifully trimmed pussy. odor-free.

all other ladies were old and/or ugly. the only comforting thing is aey once mentioned this is one of the very few legalised massage parlors, which means they go for weekly checkups (according to aey), which led me to my decision of trying it out regardless of the fact their girls were mostly ugly and/or old. the 'mamasan' kept trying to convince me to go for this old lady who probably hadn't had much customers in a long time and needed some business otherwise she might starve to death.

generally, i'd have to say that annie's massage was a little seedy. the dim neon lights inside the rooms reminded me of those very dodgy brothels in hong kong, plus this place didn't even looked like a full-fledged massage parlor. it looked like a bar, with a massage parlor thrown in on the side for some side business. aey, you should really re-model the place. my suggestion: make the rooms bright so customers can see the ladies, plus, you know what people say about girls insisting on turning off the light or dimming the lights: it might mean they have some weird stuff going on down there and they don't want the customer to see. i did check thoroughly on my girl and she was absolutely clean and beautifully trimmed down there, so no love lost there. and also, perhaps convert the entire place into a full fledged massage parlor, dump the bar concept, i don't think it's earning you much money.

[Critical Mass]

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

just had annie's this afternoon. i went there, wasn't much choice, but decided to brave it out and chose number 26 anyway. she was the best looker there, with a pretty ok body.

turns out, her tits were weird - it was a little saggy and her areola was discomfortingly dark and wide in radius. at least they were real i guess.

soapy massage was nothing special, it was my first time and probably my last. the massage itself actually hurt my **** - i am uncircumcised and the friction kept over-extending my foreskin. luckily the soapy itself did not last long.

nothing to complain about the girl's attitude though - she was reasonably obliging and willing to accommodate (except for **** which i asked and she said no). not really a looker, but decent. nice tight body other than the aforementioned 'problem' with her tits. nice ass. very beautifully trimmed pussy. odor-free.

all other ladies were old and/or ugly. the only comforting thing is aey once mentioned this is one of the very few legalised massage parlors, which means they go for weekly checkups (according to aey), which led me to my decision of trying it out regardless of the fact their girls were mostly ugly and/or old. the 'mamasan' kept trying to convince me to go for this old lady who probably hadn't had much customers in a long time and needed some business otherwise she might starve to death.

generally, i'd have to say that annie's massage was a little seedy. the dim neon lights inside the rooms reminded me of those very dodgy brothels in hong kong, plus this place didn't even looked like a full-fledged massage parlor. it looked like a bar, with a massage parlor thrown in on the side for some side business. aey, you should really re-model the place. my suggestion: make the rooms bright so customers can see the ladies, plus, you know what people say about girls insisting on turning off the light or dimming the lights: it might mean they have some weird stuff going on down there and they don't want the customer to see. i did check thoroughly on my girl and she was absolutely clean and beautifully trimmed down there, so no love lost there. and also, perhaps convert the entire place into a full fledged massage parlor, dump the bar concept, i don't think it's earning you much money.

Geez fitnesstravel, number 26 is a person.

You speak of her as you would when evaluating a product.

It seems you have more concern about your foreskin than respect for a fellow human being.

[Simbo]

Go in, sit down, have a beer and make your own mind up- that's the best recommendation. We all have different tastes and opinions so go with the flow.

[fitnesstravel]

Originally Posted by Critical Mass

Geez fitnesstravel, number 26 is a person.

You speak of her as you would when evaluating a product.

It seems you have more concern about your foreskin than respect for a fellow human being.

i don't think i showed her any more disrespect than many other posters on this board. i gave as much description as i can in order for other board members to get the picture, i did not have the energy to rephrase everything more politically correct. isn't this what this forum is basically about? or would you rather i say something like 'i had number 26, she is a human like the rest of us and has got 2 eyes a nose and a mouth.' oh wait, i just described her like i would a dog as well. my bad.

[easyrider_au]

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

i don't think i showed her any more disrespect than many other posters on this board. i gave as much description as i can in order for other board members to get the picture, i did not have the energy to rephrase everything more politically correct. isn't this what this forum is basically about? or would you rather i say something like 'i had number 26, she is a human like the rest of us and has got 2 eyes a nose and a mouth.' oh wait, i just described her like i would a dog as well. my bad.

You did a good report IMO.
Afterall, this thread is titled...Recommendations At Annies.

[mouse30]

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

i don't think i showed her any more disrespect than many other posters on this board. i gave as much description as i can in order for other board members to get the picture, i did not have the energy to rephrase everything more politically correct. isn't this what this forum is basically about? or would you rather i say something like 'i had number 26, she is a human like the rest of us and has got 2 eyes a nose and a mouth.' oh wait, i just described her like i would a dog as well. my bad.

I thought your post was a bit naff too. You had a few moans: about the girl's figure (you chose her), about your foreskin (your problem), about the lighting (what do you want, spotlights?) and about Aey's business (is your business as relatively successful?). And this 'weird' business: 'weird' breasts, 'weird stuff down there' - what exactly were you expecting to see?
OK, I suppose it's that your post seems a bit naive. It's been said 1001 times before, and in this thread too, that Annie's girls aren't always the most beautiful, but they usually have a good attitude, and Annie's delivers a reliable service. If you choose the girl you like, and you may have to walk away and come back another day, you will have a good time. The price is reasonable, because it's a no frills service. Next time look at the web page and choose a girl you like, book her, and enjoy.
But having said that, thanks for the useful information that was tucked away inside your post.

[fitnesstravel]

thanks easyrider/mouse, appreciate the positive comments. btw, where did you see that i complained about the girl's body? i said she had a nice tight little body with nice ass didn't i? i only had negative opinion about her tits.

and i didn't blast the place with no reason. i was just saying that i preferred a more brightly lit place, and it would certainly make the place look less dodgy. just a friendly suggestion, no malice intended. i don't understand why you guys gotta be so uptight about all these.

[cybernator_uk]

Originally Posted by mouse30

I thought your post was a bit naff too. You had a few moans: about the girl's figure (you chose her), about your foreskin (your problem), about the lighting (what do you want, spotlights?) and about Aey's business (is your business as relatively successful?). And this 'weird' business: 'weird' breasts, 'weird stuff down there' - what exactly were you expecting to see?
OK, I suppose it's that your post seems a bit naive. It's been said 1001 times before, and in this thread too, that Annie's girls aren't always the most beautiful, but they usually have a good attitude, and Annie's delivers a reliable service. If you choose the girl you like, and you may have to walk away and come back another day, you will have a good time. The price is reasonable, because it's a no frills service. Next time look at the web page and choose a girl you like, book her, and enjoy.
But having said that, thanks for the useful information that was tucked away inside your post.

WTF. I didn't quite understand that bit. I thought it was detailed and had some very good thoughts in there. Unfortunately not everything turns out great in life.

[Critical Mass]

Originally Posted by mouse30

I thought your post was a bit naff too. You had a few moans: about the girl's figure (you chose her), about your foreskin (your problem), about the lighting (what do you want, spotlights?) and about Aey's business (is your business as relatively successful?). And this 'weird' business: 'weird' breasts, 'weird stuff down there' - what exactly were you expecting to see?

Not new to the word Naff.

Chiefly British Slang. –adjective = Unstylish; lacking taste; inferior.

Not a bad description.

[mouse30]

Originally Posted by cybernator_uk

Unfortunately not everything turns out great in life.

How true, how true.
mouse (A spurs fan...)

And apologies for being off-topic...

[Aey_at_Annies]

Originally Posted by mouse30

How true, how true.
mouse (A spurs fan...)

And apologies for being off-topic...

You know I try where I can to let the posters chat and not get involved unless a question is asked but I can not continue as I do not understand
Spurs
Why are you a spurs fan?

I look at my English to Thai dictionary and then once I understand a word I re-look at my English dictionary and it tells me, spurs

The pleural of
"A small ridge that projects sharply from the side of a larger hill or mountain"

Is this something that I have not been told about in forum talk that is not used allot?
Is it a service that we could offer?

Thanks The Aey Team

[snakebite911]

Originally Posted by Aey_at_Annies

You know I try where I can to let the posters chat and not get involved unless a question is asked but I can not continue as I do not understand
Spurs
Why are you a spurs fan?

I look at my English to Thai dictionary and then once I understand a word I re-look at my English dictionary and it tells me, spurs

The pleural of
"A small ridge that projects sharply from the side of a larger hill or mountain"

Is this something that I have not been told about in forum talk that is not used allot?
Is it a service that we could offer?

Thanks The Aey Team

Just a short name for an awful football team in the UK, (Tottenham Hotspurs)

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by Aey_at_Annies

Is it a service that we could offer?

Thanks The Aey Team

Originally Posted by snakebite911

Just a short name for an awful football team in the UK, (Tottenham Hotspurs)

Another meaning , from the "American Heritage Dictionary" :

A short spike or spiked wheel that attaches to the heel of a rider's boot and is used to urge a horse forward.

Don't think the girls would be too keen !!!!

[MrDK]

A short spike or spiked wheel that attaches to the heel of a rider's boot and is used to urge a horse forward.

Originally Posted by faultytowers

Don't think the girls would be too keen !!!!

Nor would a discussion about horses be recommended in the Annies thread.

[dan boy]

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

thanks easyrider/mouse, appreciate the positive comments. btw, where did you see that i complained about the girl's body? i said she had a nice tight little body with nice ass didn't i? i only had negative opinion about her tits.

and i didn't blast the place with no reason. i was just saying that i preferred a more brightly lit place, and it would certainly make the place look less dodgy. just a friendly suggestion, no malice intended. i don't understand why you guys gotta be so uptight about all these.

I thought it was an excellent post fitnesstravel , this forum is all about giving your opinion and i didnt think you were unduly negative, you just gave an honest account of your visit. And your point about the lighting is a valid one, afterall , who doesnt like to see what they are doing......

[mouse30]

Originally Posted by snakebite911

Just a short name for an awful football team in the UK, (Tottenham Hotspurs)

Apologies again for going off topic, and let's not turn this into a football thread... Aey, for your info, Spurs beat Chelsea in a big game a few days ago. Just couldn't resist my comment when I saw Cybernator has a Chelsea logo on his post. That's it, now back to discussing fun & frolics at Annie's.

[milkalila]

I want to second fitnesstravel, do like some light and professional treatment of my foreskin, too
After all Aey's Team should know how to do the cleaning properly

By the way: can anyone recommend a massage-outcall suitable for daylight and offering a good service?

Cheers, milkalila

[Aey_at_Annies]

Dear fitness travel we have up until now never had a person bring up any problems with one of our ladies making pain with there foreskin. After a look around the internet and doing some research maybe you might be suffering from Phimosis.

There is normally a 50/50 split between men with and without foreskins so you are not a one off to our ladies. The lady you went with has in the last few days received and fantastic review of her skills on the ISG from one of the senior members. So we can improve our customer service if we find out info about an unhappy customer we also quiz the lady in question after woods in case this is a training problem, after talking to you lady she was unaware of any customer explaining about a foreskin problem.

Originally Posted by milkalila

After all Aey's Team should know how to do the cleaning properly

There was no mentioned on the above FR about any cleanliness problem. Please can you explain?

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

and her areola was discomfortingly dark and wide in radius

According to the dictionary the word areola is for the nipple plate area. So are you saying our ladies nipple plate area was of a dark colour and large so this was discomforting for you.
Some men like large dark nipple plates if you find dark nipple plates a problem then explain this to our mamsan before picking a lady .

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

i am uncircumcised and the friction kept over-extending my foreskin. luckily the soapy itself did not last long.

If you include my above comments and also take note of what you said here this indeed sounds like a type of Phimosis as in not that you have this all the time but it sounds like you had a reaction to the soap being used, shame really as if you have a problems with some soaps maybe a soapy massage parlor is not the right thing for you.
Please if this is the case with any other customers you may request oil instead and if you do not request oil and you have a reaction to soap and this does happen please explain to our lady before further service is provided and do not let her continue as this may course you discomfort and make you write about it on the internet .
Our ladies are there to make you happy.

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

aey, you should really re-model the place. my suggestion: make the rooms bright so customers can see the ladies

Some people like super bright places with flashing lights and load music, some people like low moody lighting creating a warm relaxing atmosphere with a friendly welcoming bar. I understand which one you like and we except this but also recognize that we have been open with this style lighting for over 35 years and have been very successful so far with it. We are looking into opening other venues this year and maybe these could have the style lighting you like but as mother always told me “if it is not broke do not fix it” On a final thought if the room was not well enough lit why did you not ask our lady to turns the lights on higher for you?

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

also, perhaps convert the entire place into a full fledged massage parlor, dump the bar concept, i don't think it's earning you much money.

We are a fully fledge massage parlor and strange in your FR you said this was your first venue such as ours and you will go to no more
but later you posting style is posting like you are regular at soapy massage parlors as you are commenting to us to change our selves to a different style, a style you have obviously had experience of.
We are very happy with our style and it has kept us here in trade longer than any other business in the same vain including bars and gogo bars. Again if it is not broke do not fix it.

Originally Posted by fitnesstravel

all other ladies were old and/or ugly.

I refer you to the member mousse reply

Originally Posted by mouse30

Next time look at the web page and choose a girl you like, book her, and enjoy.

One of the things we pride our selves on is we have a broad range of ladies, Fat, thin young, old, new and long term servers, beautiful, cute, not so cute etc etc. I would say there is no other place in Bangkok maybe even Thailand that you will find such a wide variety which is why I wanted and did make our website and talk on as many forums as I can so if you have a particular liking or style of lady you can book in advance and ask questions either on forums or direct by email and telephone and still get the world famous Annie’s service at the no frills price for a legal massage parlor.

Thanks and we look forward to seeing you soon.
The Aey Team

[sarsbuk]

Well replied Aey!

If the lady is hurting your foreskin ask her to be gentler, you say the massage hurt..... You really mean her w**king you off hurt!!!! It's not hard to speak up, sometimes if they pull too hard you only have to ask!!!! If you don't like dark nipples why go with darker skin ladies?? Did you expect some pink nips?

I thought Aey's reply was excellent!! She answers everything thrown at her and I commend you for being here and the honesty you show!!!

[mouse30]

Originally Posted by sarsbuk

Well replied Aey!

If the lady is hurting your foreskin ask her to be gentler, you say the massage hurt..... You really mean her w**king you off hurt!!!! It's not hard to speak up, sometimes if they pull too hard you only have to ask!!!! If you don't like dark nipples why go with darker skin ladies?? Did you expect some pink nips?

I thought Aey's reply was excellent!! She answers everything thrown at her and I commend you for being here and the honesty you show!!!

I am very amused by these posts (mainly because it is late at night here in Japan and I am a bottle of wine heavier). I do remember the second time I went to Annie's and the lady was so anxious to please that she nearly sucked my todger off. The boundary between pleasure and pain is very fine, I think... These days I say (loudly) "Salowly, salowly!" and they usually get the message! Aey, if you read this pleae give my thanks to #22 Yo for a great time. It has taken me 3 years to say thank you formally!