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19-09-2005, 12:46
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BMs in the Movies!!
The thread on favorite movies made me think of some classic movies that are due for a remake, except they could be shot in Patong with BMs playing the lead roles!!!
The LOSt Weekend - starring Livin LOS in the role made famous by Ray Milland The Days of Wine and Roses - with Geespot in Jack Lemmon's role Leaving Las Vegas - with Irish Jonny starring in the Nicholas Cage part(Mai in Elizabeth Shue role, of course!) Wall Street - starring Marc26(with his hair slicked back) instead of Michael Douglas.(Would have to make this one in BKK, need big office buildings!) The Color of Money - Diz as the famous pool shark played by Jackie Gleason For myself , I would be happy to accept either: The Wizard of Oz - JayBee as the Tin Man(singing "If I Only Had a Brain"  ). I can see it now: a cast of hundreds of dancing munchkin BGs, singing "Ting Tong, da Witch is Dead, Which Old Witch, the Wicked Witch." Can you just imagine what that would sound like? Perhaps Nicke could play the Wizard!or It's A Wonderful LIfe - Me substituted for Jimmy Stewart, of course. I'm not sure what we would do for the snow, but definitely a few dozen BGs in their cute little santa hats, and red w/ white trim minis  , singing "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer," perhaps we could translate that into Thai for them(Lou-dop, Jamook Dang Fon Gwaang).Can you think of some other movies that are naturals for remakes with BM movie stars! 
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19-09-2005, 13:35
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Fear and loathing in LOS.. Me on a Full Moon party / Samui run..
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19-09-2005, 14:32
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Starring a la Johhny Depp/Raoul Duke/Hunter Thompson.  Of course, here's your lines:"LOS, the middle 00's was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.... There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in Phuket, then up in Bangers or on a run to Samui or Ko PhaNgan. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning."  OR Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women ****ing a polar bear!  Dr. Gonzo: Don't say shit like that to me man. 
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19-09-2005, 15:26
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ROTFLMOA... Your a bad bastrad today Steve !!!
Funny !!!
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19-09-2005, 15:40
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THE PINK PANTHER
staring DAWSEY as Inspector Clouseau. LET IT RIDE staring DIZ in Richard Dreyfuss role AROUND THE WORLD IN EIGHTY DAYS staring WYLOS TIN CUP staring NICKE NED KELLY staring S1MON,ALLYBABA33,IRISH JOHNNY LASSIE staring STEVEM and his dogs
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19-09-2005, 16:14
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Barfly with Gee or Supermao for Mickey Rourkes part...
erm... Can I be Caligula... Please !!!!
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19-09-2005, 19:19
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I am... 'thiss'... your father luke... 'thiss'...
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19-09-2005, 22:09
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I Always Fancied Myself As A James Bond.............i Suppose I Have The Looks.....the Hair Thing Could Be An Issue.but There Is High Class Wigs Avalable These Days..........
My Names Jonny.............irish Jonny............ Ij
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19-09-2005, 22:12
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20-09-2005, 03:16
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How about Denver in the Dogs of War, taking the part of Christopher Walken.
Who is going to do the Jon Voight part in Midnight Cowboy?
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20-09-2005, 12:42
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I am picturing a very ticked off DM in a fancy jacket, shirt with ruffles, wig and mustache, pulling himself away from a demure, distressed Areeya(wearing broad-brimmed bonnet and hoop skirt), as he says, "FRANKLY, MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!"
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20-09-2005, 12:50
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I think you must have missed the first minute of that movie, when they showed the title. I am pretty sure it was "THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY." Not necessarily in that order!!!!
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23-09-2005, 02:01
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 I don't think we should have any trouble with Dirty Mike getting into character..as long as Areeya is the character. Mike, I hope you approve  Ok,one more  rockstar! and crazyswede in Wayne's World 3 Aurora meets SEA "party on 'star!" "party on swede"
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23-09-2005, 04:49
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LOST IN TRANSLATION, with starring: [ FILL IN BLANK SPOT HERE--------------AND HERE -------------]
Memorable Quotes from Lost in Translation (2003) Bob: What are you doing? Charlotte: My husband's a photographer, so he's here working. I wasn't doing anything so I came along. Bob: What do you do? Charlotte: I'm not sure yet, actually. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? Charlotte: I'm in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. Bob: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [from trailer] Charlotte: I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stills Photographer: Are you drinking, no? Bob: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: You're probably just having a mid-life crisis. Did you buy a Porsche yet? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: John, John. You are my favorite photographer. John: Ohhh... Kelly: No. You are. I only want you to shoot me. It's true. [both laugh] Kelly: Oh my God, I have the worst B.O. right now, I'm sorry. [both laugh again] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: For relaxing times, make it Suntory time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [after a long speech in Japanese] Ms. Kawasaki: He want you to turn and look in camera. Okay? Bob: Is that all he said? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Premium Fantasy woman: Mr. Kazu sent me, premium fantasy. My stockings. Rip them. [sounds like "lip them"] Premium Fantasy woman: Rip my stockings. Yes, please, rip them. Bob: What? Premium Fantasy woman: Rip them. HEY! Rip my stocking! Bob: Hey? Lip them? Lip them? What? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [rolling around on the floor, waving her legs in the air] Premium Fantasy woman: Oh Mr. Harris! Don't touch me! Mr. Bob Harris! Just rip my stocking! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [at a photo shoot] Bob: You want more mysterious? I'll just try and think, "Where the hell's the whiskey?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stills Photographer: You know double-O-7? Bob: He drinks martinis, but all right. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kelly: I'm under Evelyn Waugh. Charlotte: Evelyn Waugh was a man. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lydia Harris: [over the phone] Is this a bad time? Bob: [pauses] No, it's always a good time. Lydia Harris: The burgundy carpet is out of stock: it's going to take twelve weeks. Did you like any of the other colors? Bob: Whatever you like - I'm just completely lost. Lydia Harris: It's just carpet. Bob: That's not what I'm talking about. Lydia Harris: What are you talking about? Bob: I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food. Lydia Harris: [icily] Well, why don't you just stay there and you can have it every day? Bob: [biting his tongue] How are the kids doing? Lydia Harris: They're fine. They miss their father. [pause] Lydia Harris: Do I need to worry about you, Bob? Bob: Only if you want to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: I was feeling tight in the shoulders and neck, so I called down and had a Shiatsu massage in my room... Charlotte: Mmh, that's nice! Bob: And the tightness has completely disappeared and been replaced by unbelievable pain. [Charlotte laughs] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids. Charlotte: It's scary. Bob: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born. Charlotte: Nobody ever tells you that. Bob: Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life. Charlotte: That's nice. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: Enjoy your fright. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lydia Harris: Do I need to worry about you, Bob? Bob: Only if you want to. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: So, what are you doing here? Bob: Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere. Charlotte: Oh. Bob: But the good news is, the whiskey works. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charlotte: Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bob: I don't want to leave. Charlotte: So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.
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23-09-2005, 05:50
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Am I stupid or what? Peterhol just read some of the above, then went back and read some of the above, same stuff, then went back and read some of the same stuff.
what the feck is that huge post all about?
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23-09-2005, 12:23
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looks like an IMDB cut and paste
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23-09-2005, 13:43
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Cut and paste, for sure!
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23-09-2005, 17:15
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Anyone IN a movie?
Anyone actually in any movies? I did extras work. I was in "The Doors" as a CIA man. I also was in "Joy Luck Club" as a partygoer.
Good times.
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23-09-2005, 18:50
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