New Version Ofonly Fools And Horses Starring Bms

[Talbotman]

Cast List

Del Boy ---- ----------- Dawsey--
Rodney ---------------- Kavko 1 -- Truly A Plonker
Uncle Albert------------- Gson
Grandad ---------------- Coolhand
Boycie -------------- Stevem (dodgy Local Buisnessman)
Trigger ------------ Safeass (alf)
Mickey Pearce ------------ Dodger
The Driscoll Brothers-------------- Irish Jonny And Bono

[S1MON]

Only fools and horses is absolute quality, my favorite lines of all time, the main ones i remember are:

trigger: "i have had this hairbrush for 20 years, its only had 5 new handles and 9 new heads"

trigger: " If it is a girl they are going to call it casandra after casandra, if it is a boy they are going to call it rodney, after dave"

These are just from memory and are probably far from the true lines but that is the jist of them.

I still laugh a lot at the re-runs.

[stevem]

Originally Posted by Talbotman

Cast List

Del Boy ---- ----------- Dawsey--
Rodney ---------------- Kavko 1 -- Truly A Plonker
Uncle Albert------------- Gson
Grandad ---------------- Coolhand
Boycie -------------- Stevem (dodgy Local Buisnessman)
Trigger ------------ Safeass (alf)
Mickey Pearce ------------ Dodger
The Driscoll Brothers-------------- Irish Jonny And Bono

Well I'm glad you add the desciptive bit after my name, as I have no idea what this book or movie is about.

[steve w]

Originally Posted by stevem

Well I'm glad you add the desciptive bit after my name, as I have no idea what this book or movie is about.

WHAT! no fools and horses in stralia ,truly a cultural wasteland

[Sirgezza]

[quote=S1MON]

trigger: "i have had this hairbrush for 20 years, its only had 5 new handles and 9 new heads"

QUOTE]

Actually brush for road sweeping, but definitely one of the memorable lines.

Trigger: My sister is 42 years old

Del: She can't be that old, she was in school with me which makes her 38

Trigger: Well you know women - they always lie about their age.

For anyone who has not seen the program, Trigger is a nice bloke but very dim. Who has been suggested a the BM for this role? 55555555555

[Talbotman]

Boycie was a 2nd hand car dealer a bit shady, i used the description to get a rise from you and it worked 55555555 no offence intended stevem

Trigger would be played by safeass

[Sirgezza]

Originally Posted by Talbotman

Trigger would be played by safeass

Yep that is 100% bang on the nail.

[Mav]

[quote=gez]

Originally Posted by S1MON

trigger: "i have had this hairbrush for 20 years, its only had 5 new handles and 9 new heads"

QUOTE]

Actually brush for road sweeping, but definitely one of the memorable lines.

Trigger: My sister is 42 years old

Del: She can't be that old, she was in school with me which makes her 38

Trigger: Well you know women - they always lie about their age.

For anyone who has not seen the program, Trigger is a nice bloke but very dim. Who has been suggested a the BM for this role? 55555555555

What about this line:

Del: "You know why they call him Trigger, dont you ?"

Rodney: "Because he carries a gun ?"

Del: "No, it's because he has got a head like a horse"