Business Advice - Beauty Salon / Hairdresser

[dj dave]

Originally Posted by Denver

Work on the lights Dave, I for one will pay extra for Sexaleque lighting in my limo! Shine it on me Brother........Stay Groovy!

geez I hope I'm still around when you get back. i'd love to have a beer or 10 and a boogie under the sexaleque with you. Just so i can see how it's done mind!!!!

At my age when people talk about "hip", I envisage a ball and socket joint.

[Mav]

Originally Posted by dj dave

As luck would have it Denv, they are numbers 33, 72 and 12 on the CD stacker respectively. LOL.

The first 5 are:

1. I Feel Love - Donna Summer
2. Lola - Kinks
3. What Ya Do for Money (??? name) - Acca Dacca
4. Heavens In The Back Seat Of My Cadillac - Hot Chocolate
5. Jump In My Car - Ted Mulry Gang

And by April we should have the Sexaleque lighting installed. That still cracks me up,...... sexaleque. Bwahahaha.

I bet no BM's who are not Aussie's have not heard of No: 5

[stevem]

Originally Posted by Mav

I bet no BM's who are not Aussie's have not heard of No: 5

Jump in the back of the ute, does your dad own a brewery, do ya fvck on first dates. Now were talking.

[dj dave]

Originally Posted by Mav

I bet no BM's who are not Aussie's have not heard of No: 5

I thought #5 might get a response from an Aussie. Trouble is Mav, I remember when it was first released.

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame
How can you say that, we only just met
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you there-ere
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
Jeepers keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smar-art
Well alright we'll soon be on our-our way-ay
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way-ay
Well, why, where d'you live
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four mi-iles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm no-ot
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say-ay
And what's tha-at?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said tha-at you'd take me home
Well, if it's not too far-ar
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I cou-ould see you next week
But you look a me-ess
Look who's talkin', you got no right to spea-e


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting old goddammit!!

[swiftdave]

Originally Posted by Denver

" Say what Brotha? Yoooo da man, MoFo Every time we kick it, I mean really jive Kick it off to the groovy Treat you like my sticky ickey or my sweet oowy? Me an the Crib are going to da Gig! Oh yeah far out! She like my sexy-cool mama with blades on her fanny-licious big bubble butt!.......Yeah? or you just a jive turkey?"

Someone's been into the chemical weapons again


No wonder GW can't find 'em

[Rizzamabob]

Sounds good dave, a noobie like myself would use your services And im a well behaved fellow, just make sure you get good drivers

[Mav]

Originally Posted by dj dave

I thought #5 might get a response from an Aussie. Trouble is Mav, I remember when it was first released.

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame
How can you say that, we only just met
You're all the sa-ame
Ooh, she's got me there, but I'll get her yet
I got you there-ere
No you didn't, I was catchin' my breath
And look it's startin' to rain and baby you'll catch your death
Well, I don't know-ow
Ah, come on it costs nothin' to try
And you'll arrive ho-ome nice and dry

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own

Mmm-mmm, jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home
C'mon jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
Well maybe I wi-ill
Ah, that's better now, your talkin' sense
Jeepers keep still
Well, if you like I'll just put up a fence
No need to get smar-art
Well alright we'll soon be on our-our way-ay
We better start
What for?
Because it's such a long way-ay
Well, why, where d'you live
I live down south, it's roughly eighty-four mi-iles
Hey slow down, you must be jokin' there behind that cute smile
Oh, no I'm no-ot
Well, if you're not there's only one thing to say-ay
And what's tha-at?
Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car
But you just said tha-at you'd take me home
Well, if it's not too far-ar
But there's no way that I can get there alone
I couldn't care less
Maybe I cou-ould see you next week
But you look a me-ess
Look who's talkin', you got no right to spea-e


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm getting old goddammit!!

Yes me and my brothers used to love that song when we were kids.