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28-08-2006, 06:46
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The Code:: The Unwritten Law of LOS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The sites and sounds of LOS,Everyone's dream come true.
Men from around the world places so far and yet so close that it doesnt even make sense to many of the outsiders who have never made the Journey to the land of the MATRIX.
Fast forward years ahead and now you are a True hobbist even to the point of living their wither it be Full-time to Part-time.
Matrix is now your home away from home all of your dreams are know flowing full speed ahead Life couldnt ben ANY better even entering the Pearly gates of Heaven. God and his crew can"t even come close to LOS.
But as anywhere in the Universe the unwritten laws rule the jungle of the weak and strong ALIKE.
THE CODE
Bro"s DO not **** with other Bro"s Girls period.It doesnt matter if they are in a mini realtionship or longlasting realtionship.
Love has boundries even the False hope of love has substance.
If you run in a Crew everyone splits up the tab from time to time No single bro carries the whole bill all the time.
If your Bro meets a super hot chick and You have been with her already You for sure Dial him in A.S.A.P. No secrets with barfines.
If you bro is out of the country and has a loved one behind waiting to him and she is UP to No good You for sure let him know what"s up Right away and under NO Circumstance do you Hook up with her for Nothing.
She is on her own until the Bro comes back unless you get an OK to help out.
You borrow some baht from a freind You pay him back ON-Time do not dragg the debt out.
If one of your Bro"s is so ****ed up on booze you hang with him until he gets back to his place in a safe manner ,,,Never leave him hanging.
You always wach your friends back"s No matter what always keep your eyes and ears open You never EVER know what lurks in front of you.
Keep in mind as much as You think you are loved in LOS YOU ARE NOT, You are an Invader.There is No love to you. Dont think any different.
Alaways remember Great friends are HARD to find. Girls come and go.
Last but not least in the MATRIX.
NOTHING IS REAL ....................... Pussie is like a clock One minute before One minute after The clock never stops Ticking.
mRSTEIN
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28-08-2006, 07:40
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Wtf!!!!!!!!!
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28-08-2006, 08:41
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Wtf!!!!!!!!!
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Wtf!!!!!!! NUMBER 2
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28-08-2006, 09:03
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Just do a find posts by user search..
LOL
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28-08-2006, 10:01
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yep.....Mr Frank N Stein.....  case!!!
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 ....but of course I was verey verey draaank at the taaame!!!
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28-08-2006, 10:09
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OK, then its not only me how thinks like that.Read the thread before, but didnt posted because i was not sure if i get the point right.
So WTF!!!!!! Number 3 
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28-08-2006, 10:44
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I must say.... WTF!!!! Number 4
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28-08-2006, 10:50
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Can someone please have his nurse increase the dosage?
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28-08-2006, 20:32
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Can someone please have his nurse increase the dosage?
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To possible catatonic/terminal dosage perhaps?
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28-08-2006, 22:47
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So basically what the OP is trying to say is Don't rustle your mates girl
Mr Stein, you are far too intellectual for this forum. You write a story,when a paragraph would do.
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28-08-2006, 23:12
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i think rustling should be an olympic event 
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29-08-2006, 00:31
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i think rustling should be an olympic event 
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I WONDER WHO WOULD WIN THE GOLD MEDAL......555555555.........IJ
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29-08-2006, 00:37
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I WONDER WHO WOULD WIN THE GOLD MEDAL......555555555.........IJ
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depends upon how many points you get for each act of rustling and also what is the degree of difficulty per each act of rustling.
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29-08-2006, 00:40
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I WONDER WHO WOULD WIN THE GOLD MEDAL......555555555.........IJ
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555555 You'd be on the rostrum for sure IJ.
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29-08-2006, 00:41
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depends upon how many points you get for each act of rustling and also what is the degree of difficulty per each act of rustling.
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JEES I WOULDNT HAVE EARNED MANY POINTS THEN..ALL I USED TO DO WAS WALK UP AND STICK THE HEAD IN...IT WORKED 90% OF THE TIME.......THE OTHER 10% WERE THE OCASSIONAL SLAP AROUND THE SIDE OF THE FACE.......5555555555.........
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29-08-2006, 01:11
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JEES I WOULDNT HAVE EARNED MANY POINTS THEN..ALL I USED TO DO WAS WALK UP AND STICK THE HEAD IN...IT WORKED 90% OF THE TIME.......THE OTHER 10% WERE THE OCASSIONAL SLAP AROUND THE SIDE OF THE FACE.......5555555555.........
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and I wonder how many points you get for rustling a lady that had been rustled away from you in the first place?
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29-08-2006, 01:35
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and I wonder how many points you get for rustling a lady that had been rustled away from you in the first place?
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why would you want her back anyways/>
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29-08-2006, 02:41
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why would you want her back anyways/>
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SHE MITE HAVE BEEN AN INCREDIBLE FCUK........
LIGHTEN UP PAULIE......WE ARE ONLY HAVING A BIT OF FUN......
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29-08-2006, 02:41
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just for the rustling points.555555555
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29-08-2006, 02:43
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SHE MITE HAVE BEEN AN INCREDIBLE FCUK........
LIGHTEN UP PAULIE......WE ARE ONLY HAVING A BIT OF FUN......
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that too maybe.
as they say in Star Trek, to go where no man has gone before.
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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SHE MITE HAVE BEEN AN INCREDIBLE FCUK........
LIGHTEN UP PAULIE......WE ARE ONLY HAVING A BIT OF FUN......
IJ
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to be honest, i didnt read all your witty banter back and forth
so didnt realize
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29-08-2006, 02:45
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to be honest, i didnt read all your witty banter back and forth
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knew you were only pulling my chain anyway.
I can take it 
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variety is the spice of life. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Mav's a hasher, not a basher, Tell me it ain't so! Mav, he sits on ice, says it feels nice, enjoyed it so much, he did it twice.
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29-08-2006, 06:39
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So basically what the OP is trying to say is Don't rustle your mates girl
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If you one day become a "True hobbist" of thailand you too may earn the prized  BRO's DON'T RUSTLE HO's  t-shirt.
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29-08-2006, 07:07
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and I wonder how many points you get for rustling a lady that had been rustled away from you in the first place?
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For even more you have to find a guy who's name is Russell. For more still he should be a bodybuilder and if you're going for broke take his girl to the hairdressers and make sure you tell him all about it. Because then Russell the muscle failed his rustle and started a tussle because of your hustle to rustle his touslle haired girl (back) 
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