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Noticed the high street was a little less populated tonight Deano, and people were staring with that same look, like startled rabbits gaze at you in your headlights before you mow them down, ...No idea why????????????
Reckon we got to rename the frog flattener?????
Last edited by Denver; 13-05-2008 at 09:47. Reason: Had to go! Sorry!
If I havn't done it already, then i'm gunna do it today.
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I'd rather it didn't if you don't mind! Too much of my 'washing' gets aired in public for my liking.
As for applying to the SAS, they apply to me.
I would never name a Guppy Polly! All their names began with a 'G' (Gertude, Gazza, Gimbal, Grinch Etc)..............Before various BM's killed them off.
The remote control is back after a couple of spin cycles, it would appear to have mixed all the channels up as well!
"Tiger Daft!"
Power corrupts.. and absolute power corrupts absolutely !!Last edited by Denver : Today at 09:47.
A closed mouth gathers no feet !!
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Last edited by Denver : Today at 09:47.
555555555Originally Posted by LivinLOS
Power corrupts.. and absolute power corrupts absolutely !!
True, so true!
am I right in thinking gravel rash was involved???....555
....but of course I was verey verey draaank!!!
........................and you two are treading on thin ice as well! Bah!
.....................Three!
So solly....
Not saying nothing.................'cept it was the Lurker who told me.....
Memory...a side effect of being sober.....
Then I'll have to cut her allowance! She told Dodge as well!
She rang me at ten past four in the morning (This morning) to tell me she was hammered on whisky somewhere in Patong and had nowhere to stay or no way of getting back to Kamala.
I could hardly make out what she was saying for the party music in the background, so I put her mate from the beauty shop on the line. She soon hung up!
....................Hasn't rung me so far today either!
GOOD IDEA! Halve it and save yerself the 50 satang a day...5555
Memory...a side effect of being sober.....
GOLD!!!
..................No!......................Guppies !GOLD!!!
No they are
Fish that Wanda!..................No!......................Guppies !
SAS- wot both (S)aturdays (A)nd (S)undays. Where did the sudden burst of energy come from?
Tired of arrogant sphincters
Not sure! Prolly a dodgy batch of Cialis!
Just having a few beers while playing on the net and listening to some music, when I cme across this and thought it would or should be Denpar's theme song .
What do you think???
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
And what it all comes down to
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving the peace sign
I'm free but I'm focused
I'm green but I'm wise
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby
I'm sad but I'm laughing
I'm brave but I'm chickenshit
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby
And what it all boils down to
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is playing the piano
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
Here for a good time, not a long time!!!
Nema Problema our kid. Some of it sums me up quite nicely I reckon!!!!
Who sang it? I know it's a female singer but can't quite remember!
Alanis Morrisette.............ya probably won't like it so much now D...555
Never heard of him!
French?
Wasn't he in a partnership with Alittle Austinette???
If I havn't done it already, then i'm gunna do it today.
Dodge, stiff as a bloody board today after that debarcle at Laemsing! I forgot how much of a hike those bloody steps are! In the rain and I fell up them! Different. Need a massage, may have to ring out for one.
Gave 'Green Book' to my man for new registration and insurance (Month out of date! Doh!)
I gave the Beergarden a bell and they said I can't have my underpants back as they did find them and they are now at the laundry and are going to used as a new roof for the pool area.
Had to shout at rowdy pool revellers at 0400 AGAIN! They are staying in the hotel area of the 'Club' and have their own pool. Noisy B'stards, anybody would think they are on holiday! Tch!
No electricity for 6 hours today.
Paid rent.
Phone calls from Patong, Kamala, Kata BG's (I don't even know any BG's in Kata!) asking to stay over as their bar is shut.
Electricity back on, fan on (Nice) kettle on, coffee on, no clothes on, getting dark now.............lights on.
I'm cooking tonight! Had these eggs for about 2 months now so time to get them used up.
Might treat myself to an early night, bit of telly and a touch of Aircon and maybe that cheeky little new minx from Apple Tree Bar! It's nearly my Birthday!
A day in the life of Denpar!
........5555555555.........
the best thing to come from England is a 747 heading for LOS.........
Good post Keith!!! 555555555!
Forgot to mention:
Put petrol in the Flattner.
Switched phone off.
Had a snooze.
Washed some pots.
Did the mobile phone BG roulette game and 'May' won and got the call.
I hope she can iron!
Busy day when all said and done!
Its a wonder you've got time to scratch yer balls ya lazy git....actually maybe ya didn't...its not on the list...555
Scratch my own balls! Tch! Nels! You know I've several numbers to ring for that sort of thing!
Tad annoying when they've been to the beauty salooooon and had those false finger nails stuck on. Try explaining those to the cleaner when she finds 'em in the bed! Hair in the plug hole...........No problem!
Talking of the cleaner, she waltzed in without her usual shout of "House-Keepinnnnnnng" on Wednesday this week! Her usual day is Thursday and after 2 in the afternoon!
Caught me and 'she who must be obeyed' inflagratio (Or whatever the word is?) but still continued to flick the duster over the telly! "I holiday for Buddha tomollow, I cleaning today"
So it was towels on and an embarrassing stand around the living room, having a post coital ciggie while she stripped all the bedding off!
Teach me to lock the flyscreen!
Mainly just super glued a flip flop to my left hand today. As you do!
You expecting a crawl home tonight?
Live Fast.........
data isn't information,
information isn't knowledge,
knowledge isn't wisdom.
It was a bit a Baht saving exercise really Lew! My flip flops have been sat outside my front door for some time now and normally just kicked up and down the verandah by passing BG's as a bit of girlish mischief!
Anyway, I decided to give them a run out the other day and spied a pesky frog giving it large "Knee-Deep's" on the stairs out of my place and went to punt the pesky blighter over the bar with my right foot, only to end up on my backside because my left flippy had had a blow out! Sole fell off!
I immediately proceeded to the Kamalalalalala Flip-Flop and General Merchandise Emporium to enquire on the price of a pair if his finest 'Go-Faster' Patented FF's and he replied 80 Baht! "Got any glue?" says I, "Hab Zoooba Gloooo" says he! - "How much?" says I, "15 Baht" says he..........I bought the Zoooba Gloooo and headed off back to my laboratory.
I peirced the glue with the provided pin and proceeded to squeeze the little tube in the direction of my flip flop, nothing happened so I squeezed a little bit harder.....As you do! Anyway, needless to say the contents of the tube ended up on the flip flop, draining board, fridge door, a bit on the wall and my left hand.
I placed the loose sole to the other bit and pushed them together, forgetting about the copious amount of residual burning carcenegetic Zoooooba Gloooo on my left hand and realised that my flip flop had now become part of me.
I quickly pondered the idea of glueing the other flip flop to my other hand and going surfing, it's got to be beneficial but probably out-lawed in competition.
I saw my neighbour and waved at him and before he could say "Hey Denver do you know you've got a fli" - That's were I managed to stop him and say hello but I didn't shake his hand. I'm not that friendly with him and definately not into male bonding.
I managed to cut the thing off with a bread knife and some nail clippers and some mild green fairy washing up liquid.
I put the FF's under the sofa to bond with the additional weight which it would appear has been succesful in bonding the FF's to the actual sofa! I can deal with that some other time!
All is good, flip flops are like new, I'm 65 baht up, which will be my first beer at the Beergarden tomollow! Life is good.
What's todays money saving tip d-man...........55555555
the best thing to come from England is a 747 heading for LOS.........
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