Coupla days in the life of Denpar

[Dodger]

Got a couple of beaut stories regarding our much regarded BM, Khun Denpar.

Firstly a little motorcy escapade and secondly tonight a little Shea (not spelt incorrectly) Guvara tee shirt story, as they say there are two sides to every story so will be fair and allow Mr D to part with his side of these everyday humerous escapades in the life of our newest Kamala Expat.

Please note - Our much respected sponsors ROSSO (king of the Reds) would like to make it publicly known that they had no bearing or influence over the actions of one said Mr Denpar!! nor had he imbibed in any of their glorious beverage.

[geespot]

wtf am lost, the hash bollox is bad enuf 5555 is this some new gang where u have formed u own language or r u on the yabba 55555

G

[Sirgezza]

Originally Posted by geespot

wtf am lost, the hash bollox is bad enuf 5555 is this some new gang where u have formed u own language or r u on the yabba 55555

G

Nah, it's the effect of the ROSSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[randy1]

I'm with you Gee.

[geespot]

ok av had a look at the Tight Lines thread am beginnin to kao jai

G

[Crustasian]

Mr D and Dodger have formed this group of experienced wine connaseurs.
They drink large quantities then go fishing.

The tight lines thread does help explain their antics.

[steve w]

from the sound of it the rosso sounds like a mixture of red grape juice and anti freeze!

[K2]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Mr D and Dodger have formed this group of experienced wine connaseurs.

He'd feel right at home in the newly formed IP knitting circle - looks like the Kamala ROSSO trend is spreading !

[Crustasian]

Originally Posted by K2

He'd feel right at home in the newly formed IP knitting circle - looks like the Kamala ROSSO trend is spreading !

Yes,yesterday a bunch of the women spread out the picnic blanket and proceeded to drink from several large flagons of "the red stuff".Needless to say this was their alternate to the run.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Crustasian

Yes,yesterday a bunch of the women spread out the picnic blanket and proceeded to drink from several large flagons of "the red stuff".Needless to say this was their alternate to the run.

Ah good, the advertising campaign is beginning to pay dividends I see! If they bring the empty flagoons back to Kamalala we will give them the special discount and a packet of BBQ shrimp crisps, we have run out of Tuna flavour for the time being!

We may have to slip the price of a gallon up to the 720-30 Baht bracket and see how it goes...........SOP here it would appear!

[Dodger]

Sorry G, I was in a rush to go out and thought I'd give a little insight to what its like living next to D Man, but then sunday and most of today my internet connection has been down, so couldn't until now.

Okay, for those that havn't experienced the laundry service here, you pop down to the local laundry lady, drop off your dirty stuff, she magically makes it all cleans and ironed and returns it 24 hours later in a nice little plastic bag all folded up. Occasionally they make a mistake and put someone elses stuff in with your washing so of course you pop it back the next day.




Unless your name is Denver. He comes out one day as we were about to go to town with a real nice Shea Guvara tee shirt on, (o'shea guvara, irish revolutionist it said underneath the famous face) I liked it, very much D mans sense of humour, so asked where he got it. Oh it turns out he said, when he got his washing back the laundry lady had given it to him as a little bonus. I explained it was a mistake and as it was a XXL shirt it probably belonged to some large irish peat farmer and he wouldn't be too pleased to see Dman wearing it.

Couple of weeks went by and I saw him wear it a few times, so I mentioned about taking it back, he said no point now the guy has probably gone back home and wouldn't get it anyway.

I popped into Dmans place tonight to sort out what time we were going down to Patong and he's got the Shea shirt on, in pops our neighbour for a few drinks with us before we go and mentions he likes Dmans teeshirt a lot and that he had one exactly the same!!! Laughing I asked had he worn his one recently, nope he sayes havn't put it on for a few weeks now. 'It wasn't xxl size was it? hopefully asks Dman as our neighbour is only a smallish guy, yes, sayes he, I bought it extra large for the beach.

Whoops!!!

[Dodger]

More to follow, in a day in the life of DMan.

[K2]

Originally Posted by Denver

We may have to slip the price of a gallon up to the 720-30 Baht bracket and see how it goes...........SOP here it would appear!

Wednesday is the ladies (?) run day .... they'd like to order a tanker of ROSSO please - and better have a 2nd tanker on stand-by; 2 gallons each should about do it!

[Denver]

Originally Posted by K2

Wednesday is the ladies (?) run day .... they'd like to order a tanker of ROSSO please - and better have a 2nd tanker on stand-by; 2 gallons each should about do it!

Sorted...........I'm having one of those re-bar scaffolding side-car thingies put on the old ASV and can do deliveries on that! You will have to give me directions and delivery shouldn't be a problem as long as it's nowhere near a high-end massage place in Surin!


ROSSO, it's cheap, it's red and even ladies can drink it.

PS I'll be wearing me 'O'Shea Guevara T-Shirt........

[K2]

Originally Posted by Denver

Sorted...............

Good man - I'll let the girlies know .... you may be required to 'entertain' them as the after run joilities are far from rent boy soi (Paradise) so dont worry you will probably be rewarded with a nice new tee-shirt .

I dont think its near any high-end Surin massage place - (its Kathu I think) and there are some cheap nasty massage places there - allegedly.

[ATMwalking]

Originally Posted by Dodger

More to follow, in a day in the life of DMan.

Thanks for the update. I felt like I was missing the secret decoder ring

[Dodger]

Secret decoder ring, quite apt as we were sitting in D mans apartment his offshore bankers telephone him on his other phone??? evidently he has one phone for ringing his mum and the other is for business stuff. They said they had been trying to contact him for a couple of months but never got through or he never replied to any of their calls, (sounded a bit like a bg offshore banking organisation).

He checked his phone and remembered he had found a super new techno gadget button on his mobile when he came here to live in January, it was a FLIGHT button, it keeps your phone receiving texts etc but not transmitting any signal, only problem he hadn't turned it back on!!! He wondered why he wasn't getting anybody telephone him!!!

[Dodger]

Motorcy story, he gets on his bike after a few too many bevoirs and clicks up the side stand, in a devilish may care way. Places both feet on the little footwell thingy and of course notices the world is sort of tumbling sideways, he forgot to start the engine or notice that he cannot sit on the bike for more than a few seconds without having one foot on the ground. After landing, luckily on the grass in the car park he then decides that the ground is so comfortable that he might as well have a quick forty winks where he is laying.

People from the bar run over to see if he is okay and he is fast asleep, on waking him his first question is 'where's me bike???' err laying on top of you??
Luckily being Thailand they locked his bike up and gave him a lift home.

These things are happening everyday of his life, it just struck me as funny all these things happened in the same day and makes me wonder what will be happening tomorrow!!

[ATMwalking]

Originally Posted by Dodger

Motorcy story, he gets on his bike after a few too many bevoirs and clicks up the side stand, in a devilish may care way. Places both feet on the little footwell thingy and of course notices the world is sort of tumbling sideways

Is this a Rosso cautionary tale?

[ER]

News travels fast in Phuket.

Upon Mr D's arrival at Hells Bells on Saturday night, he was confronted by half a dozen bm's yelling out.......hey Denver where's ya bike?? 5555555555555

The big guy's face was more reddish than a bottle of Rosso.

[sishow]

I just sat here pissing myself and spurting tea out reading the contiuning adventure of the Big D'man.

"Denver is our leader!"

[dbaron]

Sounds like he is having a great time.
Wish I was with him enjoying it. Go Dman

[ATMwalking]

Originally Posted by sishow

I just sat here pissing myself and spurting tea out reading the contiuning adventure of the Big D'man.

"Denver is our leader!"

Your dad is making an excellent role model for you.

[Denver]

I would just like to point out that nobody or any small animals were hurt in the making of these stoopid escapades.

Firstly, the T-Shirt, yes, a tad embarassing having hung onto the T-Shirt from the laundry (I thought she was getting to like me!) and not returning it to the laundry lady as I probably should have.....Only for it's fcuking owner to walk into my house while I am wearing it! "I had one just like that - I bought it in Ireland" - "DOH!!"

I still haven't had it washed and he is leaving soon..............So I guess I might be up a T-Shirt! Schhhhhhhh!

Secondly, Yep, good advice to all bike riders out there. When you are sat on the thing and flick the little leg up. Don't put both feet back on the bike........It will fall over, I was actually halfway down before I realised 'this shouldn't be happening!'........The bike is fine, not a scratch (I know a certain BM is listening!) The grass was comfy and I had a quick 40 winks as you do! Woke up in my own bed the next day which was a bargain. How? I dunno!

Finally, Phone is working fine now after nearly 3 months in bloody 'Flight Mode' Unfortunately one of the first calls was from my builder in the UK and he wants £2K outstanding........Which is outstanding........Either that or he burns the house down.....I should introduce him to some people out here or kept it in Flight Mode!

I am having a quiet night in tonight, eating a pizza, wearing my new crash helmet and have tied some pillows to my thong as a safety measure. I am not answering the door to anybody, except when the pizza gets here! I'm tempted to go for a swim but knowing my luck they have probably emptied the pool this afternoon and I only notice in the middle of my double back-flip with half tucked pike into the fcukin' empty end!

Thanks Dodger! B'stard

[marc26]

dont worry too much Denver
i rememeber whent here were abotu 7-8 of us all living at Wet Willy's
every morning(well, afternoon) we'd get together over breakfast and swap our crazy stories
someone wondered why all these crazt stories happen
i replied "you put 6-7 knucklheads together-you are bound to get stories!!"

so welcome, fellow knucklehead

[irishfrank]

Please go out tonight, you may not realise it but have an awesome responsibility to all of use poor schlubs who are working nights, and overtime in shitty jobs just to get there,I have been avidly reading the tails of you and the dodgers seafaring escapades and now we have the rosso inspired shenanaggins so come on Dman eat ya pizza, shower,gel in hair,splash on some oldspice( or brut,is that what you young guns are wearing now) and get yasen oot thar !!!COME ON YA KNOW YA WANNA!!!!

[sishow]

Originally Posted by ATMwalking

Your dad is making an excellent role model for you.

Its just a pity he wont let me move in and help him out with these stories!!!!

I can supply my own too

[marc26]

Originally Posted by sishow

Its just a pity he wont let me move in and help him out with these stories!!!!

I can supply my own too

im sure denver would expect you to supply much more too....cabana boy

[seafox]

I think we should all chip in and get Denver a blow up pillow and a space blanket that he can store on his bike for when he just needs to take a little nap on the way home from whatever bar now carries Rosso.

[Denver]

I'm on the look out for a stunt double.

[seafox]

Originally Posted by Denver

I'm on the look out for a stunt double.

I can drink beers for you as a stunt double but not sure about the Rosso or the diet cokes.

And when I go fishing I usually catch something other than a hangover.

[sishow]

Originally Posted by Denver

I'm on the look out for a stunt double.

You could of told me before I left!!!!!!!!!



Im still available for work, stunt work considered, as long as its not to get that STI that the bg's under Tiger think you have!!!

[likeitalot]

Originally Posted by Dodger

Motorcy story, he gets on his bike after a few too many bevoirs and clicks up the side stand, in a devilish may care way. Places both feet on the little footwell thingy and of course notices the world is sort of tumbling sideways, he forgot to start the engine or notice that he cannot sit on the bike for more than a few seconds without having one foot on the ground. After landing, luckily on the grass in the car park he then decides that the ground is so comfortable that he might as well have a quick forty winks where he is laying.

Too f^cking funny.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by sishow

You could of told me before I left!!!!!!!!!



Im still available for work, stunt work considered, as long as its not to get that STI that the bg's under Tiger think you have!!!

I couldn't possibly expose you to these levels of danger Son, yer Mother would never forgive me.

Only long years of experience and constant tough physical training endeavour combined with a rigorous, yet nutritional diet of alfallflafalalala beans and meusli with soya cordial allow me to carry out such cupid stunts.

I don't drive an STI now I've hired a Cortina MK2 in beige, the girls love it and I am just about to drive it to Kamalalala market to buy some guppies for a new Rosso fish tank idea that Dodger came up with. Could be considered dangerous by some...........I just take it in my strides.

Stay cool.

[Dodger]

Suppose that could have been another little story, you and your incessant whinging about wanting to own a few little guppy's, ever since you saw the PIPS lady with hers in a tupperware lunch box. No kidding she had brought her fish to work in her sandwich box full of water as she thought they were lonely at home??? Dman then gets this urge to purchase a few for himself from the local market which is not on until today, notice he was up at 5am last night writing on the forum and is already up and about dashing off to the market to purchase his little guppies.

To save them from a life of pure hell in his sandwich box, I cleverly fashioned a makeshift aquarium from an old 5 litre bottle of Rosso, I just happened to have prepared earlier (well actually consumed the night before). Hope they do not grow too big these guppy things cos if they do he will never get them back out the neck of the bottle!!!