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Old 10-10-2007, 08:54
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Even Bill Gates has visa Problems

Morning Edition, October 8, 2007 ·

Nigeria doesn't let just anyone into the country. When Bill Gates applied for a visa, the Nigerian government wanted proof the billionaire wouldn't overstay his welcome and become a burden on the country's social services. The Microsoft chairman had to get a letter from his bank. The letter might have said that Gates is worth an estimated $59 billion.

His visa was approved.
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So at least the kidnappers know now how much ransom they can go for eh!
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:15
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The letter might have said that Gates is worth an estimated $59 billion.
Will that make him ineligible for future emails concerning moving a vast amount of money out of the country?
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Greetings to you my friends.

My name is Bill Gates and I am happy to be able to contact you finally. I need your help with a financial problem for which you will be handsomely rewarded.
I currently have 59 Billion USD in my bank account in America but I cannot access it because my late father , the Minister of Oil and Internet scamming died without leaving me his secret pin number to his debit card.
I wish to send you my money by wire transfer and then you can send it to me less the 25% commission I will pay you .
I trust you my friend because I have heard that you are a good and honest person.

Please send me you bank information and the e-mail address of 10 of your most gullable friends.

Peace be with you
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Greetings to you my friends.

My name is Bill Gates and I am happy to be able to contact you finally. I need your help with a financial problem for which you will be handsomely rewarded.
I currently have 59 Billion USD in my bank account in America but I cannot access it because my late father , the Minister of Oil and Internet scamming died without leaving me his secret pin number to his debit card.
I wish to send you my money by wire transfer and then you can send it to me less the 25% commission I will pay you .
I trust you my friend because I have heard that you are a good and honest person.

Please send me you bank information and the e-mail address of 10 of your most gullable friends.

Peace be with you

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Greetings to you my friends.

My name is Bill Gates and I am happy to be able to contact you finally. I need your help with a financial problem for which you will be handsomely rewarded.
I currently have 59 Billion USD in my bank account in America but I cannot access it because my late father , the Minister of Oil and Internet scamming died without leaving me his secret pin number to his debit card.
I wish to send you my money by wire transfer and then you can send it to me less the 25% commission I will pay you .
I trust you my friend because I have heard that you are a good and honest person.

Please send me you bank information and the e-mail address of 10 of your most gullable friends.

Peace be with you

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Bank account 9826987523476823
ABA: 122200001
Swift: mydanmbank

my friends:
emailme@aol.com
ihavenomoney@aol.com
sendmefunds@aol.com
likelikemoney@aol.com
moneymoney@aol.com
fisse@aol.com
youbeenhad@aol.com
returnmail@aol.com
givemegivemegiveme@aol.com
mylastemailaddress@aol.com


Be careful Billl i think these 2 may be false e-mail accounts, the others look genuine if you check with the McAfee security centre they may be able to help.........5555....
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Will that make him ineligible for future emails concerning moving a vast amount of money out of the country?

on that account I recently came across an excellent website. Under trophyroom you find some really amuzing stuff form guys getting back at the cheats

Welcome to the 419 Eater

it is bloody fantastic.........
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i think the Nigerian government understood Bill Gates wrong he wanted a VISA they thought he want to give them VISTA
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