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Old 03-03-2008, 09:08
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no GF?

how could you go around like a dog and bang everything you see for years on end? My first and second trips were 2 weeks long, needless to say, i had no GF. My last trip was a month long and i was by myself. I got a GF. Why not? way cheaper and you actually have some company. i like the baby talk. It keeps them from getting into any complex relationship BS.
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6. Don’t Have Babies with Thai Women You Aren’t Married To. Yeah, I know, this should fall under the “no brainer” category (with its cousin, “wear a ****ing condom!), but some guys apparently need to be told this. Really, there are few stupider things you could do here.

Okey, so maybe this will sound a bit crazy, but why not get a kid when you aren't married? Why is this crazy? I mean what would "happen", do they try to force you to marry, or do you have to start paying money for the kid? Or do they take the kid and split and you will never see him again?

Im young and want to have kids some day, so have to ask this so I dont do anything crazy
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6. Don’t Have Babies with Thai Women You Aren’t Married To. Yeah, I know, this should fall under the “no brainer” category (with its cousin, “wear a ****ing condom!), but some guys apparently need to be told this. Really, there are few stupider things you could do here.

Okey, so maybe this will sound a bit crazy, but why not get a kid when you aren't married? Why is this crazy? I mean what would "happen", do they try to force you to marry, or do you have to start paying money for the kid? Or do they take the kid and split and you will never see him again?

Im young and want to have kids some day, so have to ask this so I dont do anything crazy

i cant believe you have to ask this question

1) of course you need to support the child
2)also, if you have a baby with a bg/tg, you are sort of locked into the mother in some sort of way for awhile. even if you werent together with the mom, im sure you would want your son living in a suitable enviroment, so that would cost you to house the mom and son
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i cant believe you have to ask this question

1) of course you need to support the child
2)also, if you have a baby with a bg/tg, you are sort of locked into the mother in some sort of way for awhile. even if you werent together with the mom, im sure you would want your son living in a suitable enviroment, so that would cost you to house the mom and son

On the support thing, I meant more that they would use the kid to blackmail you for money. Like pay a huge amount or you would never get so see him. Hard to explain, I didn't mean it like I wouldn't support my child. But back home you have laws giving you rights to see you kid, but when beeing a farang in LOS I would presume you don't have much rights there...
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6. Don’t Have Babies with Thai Women You Aren’t Married To. Yeah, I know, this should fall under the “no brainer” category (with its cousin, “wear a ****ing condom!), but some guys apparently need to be told this. Really, there are few stupider things you could do here.

Okey, so maybe this will sound a bit crazy, but why not get a kid when you aren't married? Why is this crazy? I mean what would "happen", do they try to force you to marry, or do you have to start paying money for the kid? Or do they take the kid and split and you will never see him again?

Im young and want to have kids some day, so have to ask this so I dont do anything crazy

thats crazy, only have kids with a woman you say you love. doesnt meen you need to be married.
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Expat rule 101 - Do everything you would do on a two week holiday but spread it, in moderation, over the rest of your life! Does that make sense?

If you want permanant company go get some, I like temporary company, so I go get some. I've got all the kids I want back in the UK, so now I wear protection. After following rules for most of my life, it's nice now, not to have any!

As for going around and banging everything I see for years on end...........Believe me, I'm trying as hard as I can but my back is going to pack in sooner rather than later!

I haven't got a dog for company, but I used to have a guppy.

I've worked to live as opposed to live to work and now I am living! Sorted. Anyway, decisions, decisions - Back to bed or the Beach?
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Expat rule 101 - Do everything you would do on a two week holiday but spread it, in moderation, over the rest of your life! Does that make sense?

If you want permanant company go get some, I like temporary company, so I go get some. I've got all the kids I want back in the UK, so now I wear protection. After following rules for most of my life, it's nice now, not to have any!

As for going around and banging everything I see for years on end...........Believe me, I'm trying as hard as I can but my back is going to pack in sooner rather than later!

I haven't got a dog for company, but I used to have a guppy.

I've worked to live as opposed to live to work and now I am living! Sorted. Anyway, decisions, decisions - Back to bed or the Beach?


I would have some kind of a GF if i was an expat. I just think after a while sex is sex and changing partners doesnt have the same appeal after a while.
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Expat rule 101 - Do everything you would do on a two week holiday but spread it, in moderation, over the rest of your life! Does that make sense?

If you want permanant company go get some, I like temporary company, so I go get some. I've got all the kids I want back in the UK, so now I wear protection. After following rules for most of my life, it's nice now, not to have any!

As for going around and banging everything I see for years on end...........Believe me, I'm trying as hard as I can but my back is going to pack in sooner rather than later!

I haven't got a dog for company, but I used to have a guppy.

I've worked to live as opposed to live to work and now I am living! Sorted. Anyway, decisions, decisions - Back to bed or the Beach?

also, Ladyboys don't get pregnant.
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I would have some kind of a GF if i was an expat. I just think after a while sex is sex and changing partners doesnt have the same appeal after a while.

You've never been married have you So-cal? So much to learn, so little time!
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also, Ladyboys don't get pregnant.

I like to call it 'experimentation' or 'tinkering' if you will. Anyway, it's almost Thursday (Sheet change day) which can only mean one thing....................!!!
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Denver....... you're a man after my own heart!!!!!!
What you're saying reminds me of the old story of the young bull and the old bull!!!!
That story changed my life and I couldn't be happier!!!!!5555
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Denver....... you're a man after my own heart!!!!!!
What you're saying reminds me of the old story of the young bull and the old bull!!!!That story changed my life and I couldn't be happier!!!!!5555

Whats the story mate??? never heard it before..... if not too long that is
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There are an old bull and a young bull standing on top of a hill, overlooking a herd of nubile young heifers.
The young bull turns to the old one and says " Let's run down there and shag a couple of them!!!!"
The old bull looks back and says " Let's WALK down there and shag the lot!!!"


Moral to the story.......... Keep your energy for the important bits!!!!!!!!!!
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There are an old bull and a young bull standing on top of a hill, overlooking a herd of nubile young heifers.
The young bull turns to the old one and says " Let's run down there and shag a couple of them!!!!"
The old bull looks back and says " Let's WALK down there and shag the lot!!!"
Moral to the story.......... Keep your energy for the important bits!!!!!!!!!!

55555555.......Fcuking GOLD mate!!!!!!
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The old bull looks back and says " Let's WALK down there and shag the lot!!!"

Aye, That just about sums it up nicely Visa old chap.

Exercise/Shag in haste, feel the aches and pains in leisure, I'm getting old.........or is that Marry in haste, Repent in leisure? Sorry, that's a different thread somewhere! Doh! 555555555

Anyway, an Apple a day keeps the doctor away, several Apples working in Kamalalala!

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oh to live the expat life in LOS what a dream! powerball tonight 15 million in aus im winning tonight for sure and on my way to kamallalalala
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Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for "more" than 15 million dollars? 15 million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Drink-O-Bag and Rosso Industries Ltd alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!

Dr. Planter: Really? That's a lot of money. Okay then, we hold the world ransom for.........A Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS and then move to Kamalalala!
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There are an old bull and a young bull standing on top of a hill, overlooking a herd of nubile young heifers.
The young bull turns to the old one and says " Let's run down there and shag a couple of them!!!!"
The old bull looks back and says " Let's WALK down there and shag the lot!!!"
Moral to the story.......... Keep your energy for the important bits!!!!!!!!!!

The poetic version....

Standing on the hill an old and young bull
Eying a view that is more than joyful.
Below, in the meadow, oh what a sight,
A herd of cows stand… passions to ignite…

The young bull - hot-blooded - itching to go,
Cries out loud: “Wow, wow and yet again wow!
Each one of them is just like a ripe peach,
Let’s dash down quickly and let’s grab one each!”

The old bull stands his ground, majestic, cool,
Looks at the young one: “What impetuous fool!”
Head down, teeth to grass, he takes a mouthful,
And scornfully addresses the young bull:

“Slow down my young friend; don’t give me B. S.
We walk down slow, calmly, with cool finesse.
We are bulls with balls; let’s fulfil our call,
Slowly, one by one we shall take them all.”
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The poetic version....

Standing on the hill an old and young bull
Eying a view that is more than joyful.
Below, in the meadow, oh what a sight,
A herd of cows stand… passions to ignite…

The young bull - hot-blooded - itching to go,
Cries out loud: “Wow, wow and yet again wow!
Each one of them is just like a ripe peach,
Let’s dash down quickly and let’s grab one each!”

The old bull stands his ground, majestic, cool,
Looks at the young one: “What impetuous fool!”
Head down, teeth to grass, he takes a mouthful,
And scornfully addresses the young bull:

“Slow down my young friend; don’t give me B. S.
We walk down slow, calmly, with cool finesse.
We are bulls with balls; let’s fulfil our call,
Slowly, one by one we shall take them all.”

55555 thats quailty mate!!!!!!!
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