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28-10-2005, 16:57
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does it get any better
woke up around 10am, took a shower:
my girl made ne 2 fried eggs with rice, sat on the porch with my dog. after fulfilled my bf duties and went to big c, dropped her off at her friends beauty. went to hospital and couldnt believe the doctor prescribed me a ridicuolousl;y strong pain killer. really nice day, went to the beach with a great book, drank 4 heinekens on the beach reading my book. after went to soi 6 to satisfy my carnal desires then off for 1 1/2 hour of greta massage at this point the rest of the day i figure im playing with house money! 
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28-10-2005, 17:03
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 ..............with WHAT???
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28-10-2005, 17:27
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You Lucky Bastard
 Keep up the good work untīll i can get there and help out 
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28-10-2005, 19:50
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28-10-2005, 20:34
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Woke up at around about 10am, took a shower Didn't have time for breakfast because felt a bit guilty so rushed to work. Decided to phone and dump the ginga, bit painful but weight of my chest (literally). Tons of rubbish post to deal with so popped out for a sandwich and cup of soup, thought about grey sky bathing by the river but didn't have my thermal on so just ate lunch all over the computer. Bought some tickets for the boogie night 70's do tonight in the recreation centre, got rest of afternoon to look forward to it, ho hum can life really be any better anywhere else???
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28-10-2005, 21:19
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"Allllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaah AKBAAAAAR!" It's 0530 hours and the Iman is calling his flock to the mosque! Not just one Iman! Oh no, no, no....About 23 Iman's all trying to out shout each other with bigger and bigger speakers on thier minarets!
 Close window, have a ciggie, turn over and try and go back to sleep! 0730 hours, alarm goes off, grab my 'sh1t, shave and shower' tackle head for bathroom and join the queue of Russians (Listen to lastest Russian in bathroom clearing nose into sink in bathroom!) My turn next! Last Russian comes out, smiles and says "Nietski Waterski tovarich.....ski!" Fcukin' Brilliant-ski! Get dressed, brush teeth with bottled water, body armour on, check ammunition hasn't been stolen in the night, pack ciggies, phone, laptop into grab bag and head downstairs. Make coffee with no fat milk!! (What's all that about?) white fcukin' water!!! and grab a cold hard-boiled egg for brekky. Had another ciggie with my coffee and decided it was that time to walk the 40 meters to my office! Helmet on, body armour on! Air-con is tittsed! Office smells like a Turkish wrestlers jockstrap! Had another ciggie and decided to have a quiet night in tonight with the lads! 
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29-10-2005, 01:28
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Quite a different day to Marc26's then ?
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29-10-2005, 02:09
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 Thanks!! 555555
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29-10-2005, 02:27
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and Paul does not have people trying to shoot him or blow him up(I think, but maybe a few BG's parents might try) and you don't have any LB's except Gertrude. My typical weekend day is get up at 5 AM, meet my dive class at 7 AM on a boat or on a beach, try to keep everyone from getting hurt while they have a good time hopefully in 60 degree fahrenhiet water, then go home clean my gear, eat dinner, and fall asleep and get ready to wake up the next day at 5 knowing full well that after that day I will be waking up at 5 to go to the gym and them in to work by 8. Thankfully I only have 3 weeks more of that until I leave for vacation. Paul, try not to strain yourself out there.
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29-10-2005, 02:55
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Can't you make them out of cardboard boxes, loo rolls and double sided sticky tape ?
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29-10-2005, 04:18
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Cheers BFB, just off to my local "STAPLES" for the sellotape!! Thanks mate!! 
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29-10-2005, 04:38
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between the alarm, and standing at your post is about ....... wat- 30min?????
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29-10-2005, 13:50
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Well your day will look a lot like mine in a bit more then 3 weeks.
I certainly hope I do not have to go through the painkiller though. I hope I will not regret the trip to maleysia, as it takes me away for 6 days from my favourite place. 8 days Phuket 6 Maleysia and then 12 days alone again. Alone? Don't think so...... 
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29-10-2005, 13:59
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Well they managed it on the Magic Roundabout with Dougal!
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29-10-2005, 14:32
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During the Night: We have panic alarms (Really well named things those Panic Alarms as that is exactly what you do!!) They are dotted around the street where we live and the Iraqi guards hit those and air horns go off, you have normally woken with the shooting or the fcuk off big explosion (Car bomb, RPG or Grenades) this normally indicates they are going to come and have a go at you. It used to be two's or three's blokes who wanted to go to a better place and boff virgins, now it is more like 40-50. Jump out of bed in your under trollies, dive into the nearest corner that hasn't got plaster coming off the walls. In the pitch black, on all fours, scrabble around the floor head-butting your mates and trying to find your body armour. Put body-armour on! You are now in under-grollies and body armour, do not stand up. Weapon will be at the side of your bed, try and find it, you may need it, leave pistol under pillow, no good on the roof! You can now hear your mates who have got thier act together running past your bedroom door heading for the defensive positions on the roof. You know they are probably dressed and you are going to look a right tw4t!! Boots on, no socks, unless you had put your socks in your boots and they are now squashed into the toe of your boots. Feel the adrenalin starting to kick in. Breathing heavily now. Hear your mates on the roof starting to return fire. Loud!! Loud!!! Helmet, wears my fcukin' helmet?? Put helmet on. Find the door of your room, burst out looking mean and aggresive.....run straight into a big hairy ar5ed Russian doing 50KPH carrying a machine gun........Barrel of Heavy Machine Gun hits you in the nads. Give a little girly whimper and smile at the Russian who is now giving you 'That Look!' Grab a box of ammunition from the pile near the door to the roof, a medical pack, spare radio battery and head upwards to the roof. Join your allocated place, only c0ck the weapon now! Observe your allocated arcs of fire and squint! duck! Where? Fcuk!!! squint! duck! Only fire aimed shots. Do a radio check with the other positions. Treat any casualties. Think of your Mummy. (Kids if you have any, parents and friends) and start practising the phrase 'Don't shoot me!! I'm loaded and can set you up in London!' in Arabic. Take socks out of boots and put them on, replace boots. Wait until you see the whites of thier eyes and all that! Shout "Allah Akbar" back at them, very loudly! Spark up a ciggie. Spark up another ciggie! Check your body armour for: 1. Passport. 2. Wads of $100 notes. 3. Tri-band Phone. 4. Ten Gold Soverigns. 5. Spare Cigarettes. 6. Spare Lighter.........Realise you could really use a big cup of coffee right now! So in answer to you question Peter hol: About a minute tops, about 30 seconds if you are a Russian, French, South African or Australian and know what you are doing! or you just don't sleep at night and wear body armour all the time! Some do!! During the day: As above but quicker and fully dressed! In 30 Minutes Peterhol I could be half-way to Saudi Arabia in a Fcukin' taxi!!!
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29-10-2005, 15:29
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well, tintin, the painkiller is by choice. althouhgh i actually do need them from time to time for medicinal purposes.
by the way, thought i deleted the painkiller line, dont want you guys looking at me in a bad way
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29-10-2005, 23:55
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PS Peterhol, in reply, it's definately the 7.62 Fabrique Nationale (Same Same) the ex-British Army Self-Loading rifle everytime. Be good!!
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30-10-2005, 00:18
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Jesus Dever.. Realistically how often does serious defensive situations like that happen ?? I mean are we talking weekly of every 6 months etc (not that it would be any better)..
Also would love to know if you think things are getting better or worse ?? The media we get is mostly of the 'plan is working' type but the increasing frequency and increasing complexity of what I hear makes me doubt that. Sometimes I wonder if the 'plan' part of the plan is working is whats not compatible with the location / population / society etc.. As to the Imam doing the prayer calls I remember a hotel room in a mountain town near the Atlas I stayed in.. Next morning discovered the local loudspeaker was mounted just outside the bedroom window !!
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30-10-2005, 08:04
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