Phuket - Can the Flying Spit-Roast Actually be Performed?

Life · #1 14-11-2005, 20:46

I was sitting around last weekend commiserating with a mate of mine about not being in LOS and after countless Beers, Wine, and Cocktails we came to the subject of what sexual position/act would be a REAL CHALLENGE to accomplish. I mean one that might land you in the Guinness Book WWs or at least on some late night Japanese extreme TV program.

We decided that if there was any place in the world this feat could be performed it would most likely be in LOS.

I have heard many Spit-Roast stories on this board (mainly from Dirty Mike) but I have never heard of the Flying Spit-Roast!
In case anyone doesn't know the Flying Spit-Roast it is when you have two guys and one girl, the girl is on her hand and knees, one guy is behind and the other guy is in front of her. This positioning would of course be a normal Spit-Roast. The Flying part becomes more difficult.

What you have to do is, the guys have to get into a squat position while inserted from the front and back and then with extreme care and effort straighten your legs to a full standing position.

It doesn't count unless the girl is raised off the ground completely and can hold the position for at least 5 seconds! I would like to also know that IF this position can be achieved, is it possible to initiate back and forth thrusting while in the Flying position.

Guys is this possible?????? Does anyone have a story they could tell? Anyone up for a challenge to report back to confirm or deny the myth?

Life

Sirgezza · #2 14-11-2005, 21:04

It's possible, I've got it on a video somewhere

. Should be easy with Thai girl 'cos they are so light.

Jazz · #3 14-11-2005, 21:08

I'm sure the spit roast has been done many a time in Phuket and they the flying spit roast can probably be done too as long as one of the bar girls can deep throat well

Tyfon · #4 14-11-2005, 21:25

Who holds the barbeque sauce? IMWTK!

Life · #5 14-11-2005, 21:55

I guess a light Thai Girl will still have to have a strong neck, and hopefully not a strong bite! Of Course the deeper the roasting rods are the less she would have to help out.

I think it would add a lot of flare if you could get her to do the breath stroke while in the air. That I would like to see on video!

swiftdave · #6 14-11-2005, 22:25

In keeping with the new spirit of not responding unless you have something constructive to say, I will refrain from posting to this thread.

Oh yeah, also I respect my fellow humans too much.

Enjoy your BBQ.

andy50 · #7 15-11-2005, 00:24

i couldn,t possibly comment, due to the new regime that is taking over.

from now on we must only post ,serious, sensible ,non-superfulous, humourless,boring questions, about phuket
no more smut, or talking about womens parts or l/b,s nobs or chocolate starfishes/felching /rimming/especially spit-roasting l/b,s , thats a big no no

Denver · #8 15-11-2005, 00:27

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Originally Posted by andy50

i couldn,t possibly comment, due to the new regime that is taking over.

from now on we must only post ,serious, sensible ,non-superfulous, humourless,boring questions, about phuket
no more smut, or talking about womens parts or l/b,s nobs or chocolate starfishes/felching /rimming/especially spit-roasting l/b,s , thats a big no no

And.....Make sure you are stood by your bed tomorrow morning by 0700hours, smart as a carrot with all your shoes lined up!

It's ladies front bottoms and whats a feltching?

andy50 · #9 15-11-2005, 00:30

hi denver if i described what felching was you would probably throw up !!

Denver · #10 15-11-2005, 00:59

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Originally Posted by andy50

hi denver if i described what felching was you would probably throw up !!

I know what it is Andy, just wondering if you were going to describe it on here thats all! Not that I want you to as you would have to parade with your pyjama bottoms on back to front for that one!

Allybabba22 · #11 15-11-2005, 02:30

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Originally Posted by Denver

I know what it is Andy, just wondering if you were going to describe it on here thats all! Not that I want you to as you would have to parade with your pyjama bottoms on back to front for that one!

I stupidly asked a few months back what it was and Andy duly told me, How I wish I never asked

swiftdave · #12 15-11-2005, 03:59

Curiosity got the better of me and I had to google it.

BattleCat · #13 15-11-2005, 04:36

Can someone explain it to me? i cant really google that kind of thing at work. you could write it in some sort of vegetable coding???

Denver · #14 15-11-2005, 05:14

Oh dear, I'm going to bed, Andy, over to you!

Sirgezza · #15 15-11-2005, 05:15

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Originally Posted by Denver

Oh dear, I'm going to bed, Andy, over to you!

Can't you draw a diagram of some sort?

dawsey · #16 15-11-2005, 05:16

Andy,don't do it

Not here

Sirgezza · #17 15-11-2005, 05:18

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Originally Posted by BattleCat

Can someone explain it to me? i cant really google that kind of thing at work. you could write it in some sort of vegetable coding???

Two carrots for starters

help somebody

Denver · #18 15-11-2005, 05:21

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Originally Posted by gez

Two carrots for starters

help somebody

I'll throw Mushy peas and a stick of celery (Is celery a vegetable?) in the pot! This is fun! Spit roast and vegetables is kind of keeping the thread on track!

nelsonone · #19 15-11-2005, 05:33

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Originally Posted by BattleCat

Can someone explain it to me? i cant really google that kind of thing at work. you could write it in some sort of vegetable coding???

Well BC I wish you hadn't asked that question.........particularly after all of the chatter/background noise I have been reading this morning about flaming newbies, rude posts etc....................

However now you have let the (Battle) Cat out of the bag and if you really want to read something with the potential to gross you out....................let me try to point you in an area where you can find your answer rather than have some poor sucker waltz right in and blurt it out.......

Go to nightlife................look under Andy50's thread on "what is your sexual pleasure" and look down it until you get to the Mikegb's (Dirty Mike) post and then read that topic down the posts for a while after that............this will give you the area............but not quite the full story

swiftdave · #20 15-11-2005, 05:42

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Originally Posted by Denver

Oh dear, I'm going to bed, Andy, over to you!

Come on Denver, you charmer, explain it to her!!

Denver · #21 15-11-2005, 06:19

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Originally Posted by swiftdave

Come on Denver, you charmer, explain it to her!!

I can't Dave, I think it involves drinking straws!! A mate brought me back a six pack of Toblerones from Amman today, I was saving them for Christmas but have just eaten them one after the other and feel a bit sick, so definately going to bed!

andy_uk · #22 15-11-2005, 06:49

well i thought i knew what it was and right which is rather worrying that i knew it !!!

but found this great quote
" In all probability, defining felching here would breach many HEANet regulations, go against the moral essence of most religions, and quite possibly break the law.

It's probably not fair, but I guess you'll just never know.

:-) andy

swiftdave · #23 15-11-2005, 06:53

Ok, I just googled it again. The word has two meanings, both unappetizing.

I seem to have misplaced my hamster!!

seafox · #24 15-11-2005, 07:02

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Originally Posted by BattleCat

Can someone explain it to me? i cant really google that kind of thing at work. you could write it in some sort of vegetable coding???

you don't want to know, believe me and don't force me to tell you what it means. Only know because I have lived in New York and now live in California, both areas with large gay communities. And it is not something that you want me to explain to you.

rufus123 · #25 15-11-2005, 07:58

Try this web site:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching