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crazyswede · #1 11-12-2005, 23:50

Do you feel sad when you listen to Thai music in your home country ?
Do you smile (and wave) when you see Asian people in your home town ?
Do you add tasty Thai sause on every thing you eat at home ?
Do you miss the "Lawndry Lady" just because she is a nice person even if you use do do your own dirty lawndry at home ?
Do you plan your next trip before you even made your previouse one ?
Do you feel happy when you listen to Thai music in your home country ?

Do you speak bad Thai/English to your friends at home?
Do you think your favorite band is Loso and have all DVD´s ?
Do you download Thai Movies with out english fonts to it ?
Do you have a Buddah Icon hanging in your rear mirror?
Do you see the bugs as food when you see them at home?
Do you belive your impotent when you have a farang ladys ass infront of you and nothing happends?
Do you listen to a AC/DC DVD and remember LOS ?
Do you look at your currant/x-farang g/f and can´t get it uP ?
Do you belive that Buddah is a good thing ?
Do you promote Asian/LOS to all your friend and dont relly like them to come 555

Do you dont give a shit about this forum when your in LOS (sorry nickedicki try t2do better)

.... well i gue´s your Addicted same me 555

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faultytowers · #2 11-12-2005, 23:52

YES !!!!!!!!

Gecko · #3 12-12-2005, 00:21

Yes to 95% of the above and in addition I also consider inviting a TG over to my home country for a month to fill in some of the gap between tours.

jesper_dk · #4 12-12-2005, 03:59

They only thing i can say is
YES

Jesper_dk

Lord_Farquard · #5 12-12-2005, 04:08

My only question is why ask questions that you already know the answer to.

marc26 · #6 12-12-2005, 04:47

i like to hear thai music when im home.
i miss those laundry ladies badly. thye make your shirts smell so good.
if i waved or smiled at every asian girl i saw walking in vancouver, id be exhausted. i think more asians than white people

Thai Kwan Do · #7 12-12-2005, 05:39

1) no
2) yes
3) yes
4) yes
5) yes
6) yes
7) yes
8) no
9) no
10) yes
11) yes
12) yes
13) no
14) yes
15) yes
16) yes
17) yes

Dojoden · #8 12-12-2005, 05:59

Yes its true Im addicted. The thing is I do this right before, AND right after my trips to LOS.

DD

eric-the-viking · #9 12-12-2005, 06:35

yes

odysseus · #10 12-12-2005, 06:48

all of the above,
have even been buying fresh chillies at the supermarket -
guess i must be an addict too

Odysseus

the bigboy · #11 12-12-2005, 07:34

no i'm to sad thinking of los the moment i got home i'm looking already for a new ticket.

JayBee · #12 12-12-2005, 12:36

Do you feel sad when you listen to Thai music in your home country ? No. Enjoyed it today, although it did nearly bring a tear to my eye!
Do you smile (and wave) when you see Asian people in your home town? No.
Do you add tasty Thai sause on every thing you eat at home ? No, never.
Do you miss the "Lawndry Lady" just because she is a nice person even if you use do do your own dirty lawndry at home ? Yes, now that you mention it!
Do you plan your next trip before you even made your previouse one ?No, never.
Do you feel happy when you listen to Thai music in your home country ? Well, I suppose it depends on whether I like the cut that's playing(refer back to first answer).
Do you speak bad Thai/English to your friends at home?I must confess, perhaps a little bit, but only occasionally.
Do you think your favorite band is Loso and have all DVD´s ? Who is Loso?
Do you download Thai Movies with out english fonts to it Never downloaded a Thai movie in my life.
Do you have a Buddah Icon hanging in your rear mirror?Buddha icon! That's funny! Get a hold of yourself, CS!!
Do you see the bugs as food when you see them at home?No, I will never eat a bug again(at least not before I fall in love with a teasing TG again!).
Do you belive your impotent when you have a farang ladys ass infront of you and nothing happends? I plead the fifth on that one.
Do you listen to a AC/DC DVD and remember LOS ? What the hell does AC/DC have to do with LOS?
Do you look at your currant/x-farang g/f and can´t get it uP ? I plead the fifth on that one, too!
Do you belive that Buddah is a good thing ? Buddha is just alright with me.

Do you promote Asian/LOS to all your friend and dont relly like them to come 555 Kinda sorta sumpem like that.

Do you dont give a shit about this forum when your in LOS? Never again!! And that's a promise!

Tyfon · #13 12-12-2005, 16:36

One of the tests for diagnosis of alcoholism is the CAGE test:

C- Have you ever felt the need to CUT DOWN on your use of alcohol?
A- Has anyone ANNOYED you by criticizing your use of alcohol?
G- Have you ever felt GUILTY because of something you've done while drinking?
E- Have you ever taken a drink (EYE OPENER) to steady your nerves or get over a hangover?

So, adapting this for LOS:

C - Have your friends/boss/wife suggested you CUT DOWN on the number of trips you take to LOS?
A - Are you ANNOYED by Farang Women?
G - Have you ever felt GUILTY about not supporting the Thai economy when you are at home?
E - Do you need an early-morning shag as an EYE-OPENER when you wake?

If so, you may be a LOS-aholic, you either:

a) help or
b) a travel agent

JayBee · #14 13-12-2005, 09:52

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Originally Posted by Tyfon

E - Do you need an early-morning shag as an EYE-OPENER when you wake?

Are we talking about being in LOS already or being in Farangland, and missing LOS?

If the latter, should E -EYE OPENER be need a shag or need a wank?? IF the early morning shag was there, then I might not be missing LOS so much!!

Lucky7 · #15 14-12-2005, 05:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyswede

Do you belive your impotent when you have a farang ladys ass infront of you and nothing happends?
Do you look at your currant/x-farang g/f and can´t get it uP ?

Nope, can't say I have.

But then again, I'm Asian and I think White/Euro Girls are exotic.

crazyswede · #16 14-12-2005, 05:54

We can maby exchange things ... living to start with ??
Sorry i saw NYC and i don´t want to live there ..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky7

Nope, can't say I have.

But then again, I'm Asian and I think White/Euro Girls are exotic.

Lucky7 · #17 14-12-2005, 06:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyswede

We can maby exchange things ... living to start with ??
Sorry i saw NYC and i don´t want to live there ..

Seriously, I don't know how I do it everyday. Plenty of other places with warm weather and scantily-clad blonde asian chicks like SoCal and the best my dad could come up with NYC. Seriously, the geezer wasn't thinking with his ****!

crazyswede · #18 14-12-2005, 06:19

Well .. i hope youve´been a good boy this year and asked Santa/Dad for another location next year

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky7

Seriously, I don't know how I do it everyday. Plenty of other places with warm weather and scantily-clad blonde asian chicks like SoCal and the best my dad could come up with NYC. Seriously, the geezer wasn't thinking with his ****!

marc26 · #19 14-12-2005, 13:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky7

Seriously, I don't know how I do it everyday. Plenty of other places with warm weather and scantily-clad blonde asian chicks like SoCal and the best my dad could come up with NYC. Seriously, the geezer wasn't thinking with his ****!

yeah, but collectively. nyc has the most beautiful women in the world

there is no place like manahattan when spring starts and the girls start going out on thursday happy hour in bryant park, luna park with sundresses and open-toe shoes!

Thai Kwan Do · #20 15-12-2005, 06:02

yea!!!!! those open toe -shoes real;y does it for me!!!

compared to a thai girl just walking by me , and saying sawatdi kkhhhaaa in a real nice voice
and looking realy gooooooooooooooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1