BM's 'Words of Wisdom' & 'Funny Quotes' in LOS

[Gecko]

I suggest that experienced BM's and Newbies alike post their or fellow BM's 'Words of Wisdom' and 'Funny Quotes' as they come across them on this forum.

I will compile these into a single word document if there is sufficient quotes. I will also post them into the page bellow.

I will further catergorise them into the following:


Funny
General
BG's
BM's
LB's
MTB
Newbies

Post the quote together with the BM's name or PM me with the details

Suggestions for catagories etc are most welcome

[Gecko]

Funny
I've got some Ginseng tablets here! I've been taking them but nothing is happening, then again, It's like putting a full magazine on your weapon and being in a target free environment!
(Denver)
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General
"One thing that I do know, is that before my first ever trip to Phuket, it took a lot longer than I initially planned to save up and get here because, despite wanting to come to Los, I'd still go out on the piss every weekend in England and waste money that I could have otherwise saved towards my trip. Now that I have been to Phuket, I now have a lot less motivation to go out every weekend here and waste money!"
(del boy)
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BG's
"Once the bg grapevine goes into full force they find you almost wherever you go and within minutes of getting there"
(Dodger)
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BM's
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LB's
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MTB
"Unfortunately Nicke has a malevolent sadistic streak. He knows that BM's prefer not to BF girls from his bar so he now employs the hottest girls in the whole of Soi Eric just to watch the resolve crumble!"
(Mac)
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Newbies
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