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i met a korean receptionist a couple of years back when i was working i a large hotel, doing some air-con-supplys,
i got friendly with her and she was real friendly back to me
the big problem was--- her eating habits
she used to eat in the staff canteen in the hotel ,and so did i , but the noise that she made whilst eating was bloo-dy awful
reminded me of a pig
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Oh yeah but imagine the sound they make when they are munching on your willy.
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16-12-2005, 03:43
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Sirry IJ FOB = Fresh of the Boat.
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Surely that would be FOTB, liked IJ's version better.
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16-12-2005, 03:46
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Surely that would be FOTB, liked IJ's version better.
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Well thats what it is here in the states anyway.
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16-12-2005, 04:42
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Oh yeah but imagine the sound they make when they are munching on your willy.
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i was going to say that dojo! 555555!
tell her my **** tastes like puppy- dog , then let her go for it !555555!----- scofff chomp slurp55555! christ on a bike --heaven
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16-12-2005, 06:48
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Wonder if i got shot to when i got that shoulder rub in a Thai toilet while i was taking a piss ?
BTW ... i froze for atleast 15 minutes infront of the TV at the local pizza place for a couple of month ago .. a guy i know there asked me if i was interested in Golf .. i said : What ? .. Golf ? Hell no !
I had discovered Michelle Wie for the first time in my life  :
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since i was moving, didnt bother with internet connection, will set it up soon, so go to this internet cafe across from em everynight.
this a nice korean kid, very pleasant.
well, he just walked behind my chair and gave me a little shoulder rub!
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16-12-2005, 12:54
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Paul, it just a cultural thing and nothing sexual (probably). in Korea boys, young men, and even men walk around holding hands. Girls, young women, and women too. Just a sign of friendship.
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They do that in Arab countries too, but Im more suspicious of these, since they older men have a tradition here in Iraq for fukking young boys.
Like one said to me, "Women are for breeding, men are for fun..."

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How about FOBB? Fresh off the Banana Boat!! 
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ill be the one to sy it, michelle wie aint too shabby either. by the way shes 6" tall!
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Six inches is too short for me! I don't even like it when they are under 5'0". 
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Donīt worrie .. i can see your 34 years old  555
Come to think of Denver and what he is doing on his free time
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They do that in Arab countries too, but Im more suspicious of these, since they older men have a tradition here in Iraq for fukking young boys.
Like one said to me, "Women are for breeding, men are for fun..."

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They do that in Arab countries too, but Im more suspicious of these, since they older men have a tradition here in Iraq for fukking young boys.
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hi lightemup
i used to work in saudi --as you say, the men used to walk around holding hands, they also used to carry a litttle hand bag too!
that place was the worst country ive ever worked in !!
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hi lightemup
i used to work in saudi --as you say, the men used to walk around holding hands, they also used to carry a litttle hand bag too!
that place was the worst country ive ever worked in !!
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It's not just the ME Andy, I've seen that all over the world, well, maybe not the handbags but the German blokes carry some pretty big wallets with straps that are not bum bags (Sorry US readers - Fanny packs!!)
Hand holding between two blokes in most of Africa, Turkey, China and Eastern Europe, particularly the Balkans just means they are mates and it doesn't carry the Gay Label it carrys in our neck of the woods. It does look unusual and even two French blokes kissing each other in greeting looks a bit femme to us, but it doesn't necessarily mean they are slipping each other the salami!
Out here it invariably does but then again, a camel is fair game here!
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There is a saying here in Sweden that goes some thing like this:
You ainīt guy just beacause you give your friend a *******
But i donīt know about that one ... 555
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There is a saying here in Sweden that goes some thing like this:
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But then again CS, Sweden has always been a bit 'different' from most other countries!!! Some of the best porn I found under my mates Dads garage when I was about eleven was all in a funny foreign language but the pictures where pretty self-explanatory! All the blokes had Benny beards and some of the ladies too!
If it wasn't for that porn I would only have had the drawings on the back of the public lavvies in the park to go off and would still be sticking my todger in the poor girls ear!
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well, believ it or not, i went for a few beers with the korean guy!
he kept his hands to himself. pretty funny guy
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well, believ it or not, i went for a few beers with the korean guy!
he kept his hands to himself. pretty funny guy
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I guess it is good that you kept it to just a few beers
Now that you had a "date" with him, is she jealous? Are you going to ask her out? Did he accuse you of being a butterfly?
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I guess it is good that you kept it to just a few beers
Now that you had a "date" with him, is she jealous? Are you going to ask her out? Did he accuse you of being a butterfly?
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ya know what, hes a nice guy, but i mainly wenty and had a few beers to pump him information about the girl, and to get on his good side so hell hook me up
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ya know what, hes a nice guy, but i mainly wenty and had a few beers to pump him information about the girl, and to get on his good side so hell hook me up
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I figured so. I knew you had an ulterior motive you sly dog. Happy hunting.
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So his fee for information was a quick pump huh ??
She must be hot man !!
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ya know what, hes a nice guy, but i mainly wenty and had a few beers to pump him information about the girl, and to get on his good side so hell hook me up
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Once a long time ago, I met an Asian stunner, who was Korean. She didn't pay me much mind, but when I met her brother he was really friendly. So I thought this is my chance, if I make friends with him, then I can get to know her better. So one day I was talking him up, and he invited me over to their house for beer on a hot day. Perfect, I thought, getting right into her house. I'll be getting to know her in no time!
When we got to the house, there were no beers. Gee, my sister must have drank them, he said. Good, maybe she'll show up drunk, I thought. We sat and talked and he started telling me he was really into doing yoga. Anything Eastern sounded cool to me in those days, so I showed some interest. Then he said, let me show you some new yoga exercises, they are great and make you feel great! Ok. sure, I said. There's not enough room here, and I need my yoga mat, let's go in the other room, he said.
We went in the other room, which turned out to be his bedroom. I was getting a little nervous, but didn't want to offend him, so I played along. So OK, what's this great yoga exercise, I asked. He started taking off his clothes and said I had to take off my clothes, too, in order to learn the exercise. I begged off, but he insisted and started getting a little pushy about it. Then he touched me, and I was outta there like a shot!!!
The next day I mentioned it to a friend. Oh, yeah, that Korean fox's brother, he's gay as they come, he said!!! I never did get a date with his sister. 
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Once a long time ago, I met an Asian stunner, who was Korean. She didn't pay me much mind, but when I met her brother he was really friendly. So I thought this is my chance, if I make friends with him, then I can get to know her better. So one day I was talking him up, and he invited me over to their house for beer on a hot day. Perfect, I thought, getting right into her house. I'll be getting to know her in no time!
When we got to the house, there were no beers. Gee, my sister must have drank them, he said. Good, maybe she'll show up drunk, I thought. We sat and talked and he started telling me he was really into doing yoga. Anything Eastern sounded cool to me in those days, so I showed some interest. Then he said, let me show you some new yoga exercises, they are great and make you feel great! Ok. sure, I said. There's not enough room here, and I need my yoga mat, let's go in the other room, he said.
We went in the other room, which turned out to be his bedroom. I was getting a little nervous, but didn't want to offend him, so I played along. So OK, what's this great yoga exercise, I asked. He started taking off his clothes and said I had to take off my clothes, too, in order to learn | | |