Phuket

Gazza · #1 26-05-2003, 20:42

Well 2 days into trip and this place is a must for every normal not normal male........i need a rest tonite and that is after i took some advice from this board on the little blue pills........god i need a rest but it was worth it......
There are so many bargirls and stuff but no tourist, we have the hotel to ourselves.....everyone is dropping prices ...weather was really hot today and sunny but there were only around 35 people on the beach!!!!!!!
Come on peeps get a loan and get you **** over here.....it's quality.......went to Mai Thai Bar last nite but missed you nicke....shall try again tomorrow nite!!!
Star Wars is brilliant.....200 baht to get in but with 2 drinks included. however the singa beer is strong and two raging hanovers down only 6 to go!!!!!!!
Anyway it's 8.45pm and were outside of Soi Eric at mo so just going for a few.......beers!!!!!!

r3aps · #2 26-05-2003, 21:07

glad to hear you having a good time,and dont rub it in please i wanna be there

.but wot you mean you are knackered and need a day off,stuff that you got the rest of the year to get over it when you get home,go for it now why you can,you will regret not doing it otherwise.
steve

mikegb · #3 27-05-2003, 02:42

Hi,

Ta for taking the time to give us an up to date info report when you are there. Its good to hear things from people 'live'. Have fun and fight the tiredness.

Try to get as many photos as you can of EVERYTHING you see. Tuk tuks, bars, food, scenery, women. Believe me, the more photos you take the happier you will be in months and years to come. Its great if you share a few with us, but really, make an effort to take lots of pictures just for you. Even take a photo of a toilet. It will make you smile when all in Britain seems a big pile of shite

Gazza · #4 27-05-2003, 22:26

Mikegb....we have a few photo's but will get loads more, did a touristy thing today and went to James Bond Island...it was really good....just been for an indian now of to Soi Seapearl...then Bangla road....followed by Tai Pan....really good club i think better than star wars....Met a LB yesterday who was gorgeous but a really good laugh and had the deepest voice ever it was so funny........she he or whatever even let us take lots of photo's!!!! Not sure if it had the operation so didn't go any further ...sorry mate......?
Anyway it's 10pm and only had one beer must go for a few more now!!!!
Another report tomorrow....

Weather supposed to be rainy season not had any since we have been here Saturday nite.....very hot and very humid..........
Gazza Coops

mikegb · #5 28-05-2003, 06:38

Great to hear from you again,

I like the James Bond tour. Did you see any lagoons or caves? They are good also. Do as many things as you can, because your time will go all too quickly.

Also, find that ladyboy or another equally nice one, and get them to give you a blow

You wont be disappointed

I like Tai Pan, but the only part I dont like is when they have that shit singer on with the band. Do they still have him?

Keep having fun, and gather a few stories to tell the troops when you return

COOPS · #6 29-05-2003, 14:17

Yes they do have the poxy singer but the naked girls up with the DJ more than make up for it! Briiliant club,gorgeous women but I made the mistake of picking up girl from there and if I want a change I cannot go in there to pick up another one as she will be there.I'm not saying she isn't worth it cos I have had her for last three nights

but variety is the spice of life.Have been in Football Crazy last few nights.Pete the owner is really nice bloke and have met lots of good lads who have been here a long time and are looking at buying a bar cos they love it so much.Anyway Gazza had a right result the other night.He met a girl in a bar down Soi Seapearl and met her later in Tai Pan.Anyway her friend from the bar came as well and he ended up with both of them in bed:p .Jammy git I say!!Pictures to follow to prove it.

r3aps · #7 29-05-2003, 20:04

top man,thumbs up for that.
but a little pointer mate,goto any bar and offer 3 girls 4-5 grand between them and you will have 3 in a bed,and a better story to tell.note some girls will say no,but not many.

steve

PDM3 · #8 30-05-2003, 02:50

Hi COOPS

I'd like to see the pics!!!

paulmcmeekinnz@yahoo.co.nz

Cheers

PDM3

PDM3 · #9 30-05-2003, 03:51

Hi R3aps

I don't know about you, but certainly where I am concerned, two is the ideal maximum. I have always found myself more than 'occupied' with two of the li'l buggers going at me.

I am a bit older than you, however, so far anyway, I think I can still 'foot it' quite well with the best of them!!

Haven't had to resort to any medical enhancers yet.

I just feel that the average guy can do a lot more justice to 2 of them (better value for Baht) than 3.

Cheers

PDM3

r3aps · #10 30-05-2003, 03:57

lo m8 how are you?
i agree 3 is a crowd but you gotta try it once

plus they can always play with each other and you can watch,i personally could sit there and watch that all nite.
steve

Gazza · #11 31-05-2003, 13:47

Hi Guys, not sure i could cope with three of them, but 2 was a good experience........It's Saturday lunchtime, doing a bit of shopping ofr fokes back home, coops was still in bed from a stunner in one of the little bars in Tiger area when i left........that's about the 4th Different one in a week for him.........
We have some great pictures already i have just put the film in for the threesome should be interesting........i will keep you updated, last nite tonite so starting early.......if coops gets out of bed........Did phi phi island yesterday which was good, boat a little rocky.......but i have been used to that by now......
Met Nicke bono and another the other nite from Mai Thai seem really nice guys, going back tonite to buy them a beer until next time!!!!
Weather has been a bit up and down, lots of cloud around but sunm does make an appearence and it is very hot when it does.......
Another update tomorrow.
Gazza