joke

[sting]

The story goes that there was this thai lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady
got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?

HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!

[Paddy]

Sting:
That reminds me of a true story. A mate of mine in London had a Mexican girlfriend who hardly spoke a word of ingles. She came round to see him one day when he was in bed with a bad dose of flu. She asked him if there was anything she could get for him from the shops and he asked her to get him some Codis (which is a brand of paracetamol). She didn't understand, so he wrote it down for her. Half an hour later she comes back with a packet of Birds Eye Codsteaks!