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20-12-2005, 04:56
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Not out of disrespect ...
... for Thai people or anything but there must be thousands of funny and craZy lineīs and comments from Thai people BMīs have heard over the years , right ?
 Hereīs a few of those i can remember right now! Oh Teelak , you like to eat good morning ! = Having breakfast!  You call come back now! = Why didnīt she just say: Call back ? 555 Oh , you boom boom good , why you no have wife ? = Maby because of the boom boom .. no futher comments!  Internet is suck = Well .. we all think that some time!  A friend want to buy some water at Don Muang Airport , the man gives her a bottle , stare at her and saidīs : DIRTY ! She replies: No no i want clean water! He keeps trying to get DIRTY ... Dirty baah ! 555
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20-12-2005, 06:50
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My favorite still is.. "i buy, you pay". lol. chek bin comes and i'm like what is this? she says.. i buy everyone drink te'lak.. you pay... okay mai?
 kiss kiss, weak knees.. umm... sure.
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20-12-2005, 06:54
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I still think the funniest thing the misses has come out with was, on her first visit to Sydney many years ago, using my mum's fully automatic washing machine, bearing in mind she has never seen one before. She overloads it. She comes to me and says "The washing machine is dancing!!"
Both me and my mum were in stitches.
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20-12-2005, 07:35
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'kin brilliant, I will try and think of some myself now. 
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20-12-2005, 07:35
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Many.. Cute miss pronounciation..
Sitting around at a resturant we had mossies eating our feet, bothering all of us.. My brothers chick whose english was a little limited called them 'smokey toes'  great !! my bro and I still use smokey toes if we are getting bitten feet and ankles.. Had to go to a cremation of an aunt.. but the girl describing it didnt know cremation.. So we had to go see aunt BBQ !!!! I explained that was not the right way to describe that !!
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20-12-2005, 07:55
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The misses was trying to ask me to open the car boot, but no matter what or how she came out with, I had no idea what she was going on about. In the end she just said "Open dark lot." This I understood, but pissed myself laughing.
Basically translates to "Open car bum"
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20-12-2005, 09:10
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The line that sticks in my head was the missus singing the ram jam song black betty and she is singing whoa black berry (bam-a-lam)
Then in tears me and me brother in-law made up a whole new song that went something like this black berrys wont die, bam-a-lam black berries growing wild, bam-a-lam, What a pissa, she didn't see the funny side at all!!
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20-12-2005, 14:23
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20-12-2005, 16:08
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Hey this is funny
 : My friends g/f Porn ask what the thai word "Hot Dog" is called in Swedish  Well .. itīs called "Hot dog" my friend saidīs and Porn is laughing her head of .. wow .. falang speak Thai , same same Isaan !  She seams to have no clue that both Sweden and Thailand borrow that word from english , same with check bin and many other but they still belive itīs Thai 555
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20-12-2005, 19:16
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Was it the hissing, or the constant rattle??? 
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20-12-2005, 19:20
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LOL my little nutjob is scared of everything.. Thunder, snails, caterpillers, all kinds of daft shit.. Honey I scare-ly.. Yes babe, yes you are !!!
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20-12-2005, 19:33
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You not go Bangla alone. many lady like you.
Why, you think I hansum??  No, you not hansum, you have big money. Definitely not good for the ego.
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20-12-2005, 20:21
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Just sitting down at a friends house, his wife kepts saying honey I horny, we all laughed....she keep saying it and we all kept laughing more..she's getting ticked off by now....then she says maa gin khaao...So we laugh even harder, my gf finally steps in and tells her you keep telling everyone khoon ngiian you horny?..she tells her the word is hungry....fooking hilarious to see one get pissed. I was wondering what what for dinner...Hairy pie maybe??
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20-12-2005, 20:42
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Daleen you sleepy............no problem I smoke you ok!!!
(smoke=BJ) It was music to my ears!! LOS what a place
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21-12-2005, 03:59
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I was waiting for that one from you Hobbsy and think it is well justified Nice new avatar btw!
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21-12-2005, 17:06
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Few trips back i had a girl who touched my dikc outside my shorts and said : WOW, big big , same my arm and pointed to her wrist !
Later in the room she kept comparing dikc and wrist and i have to admit it wasnīt much diffrent 555Then again she was a velly small lady :Met my friends g/f out side our hotel one day .. she was walking like a duck and i asked her what was her problem! She told me : Pussy no good inside , me go pharmacy , buy parazetamol !! I asked my friend what happend and he looked like a school boy ---> , well i did her like i use to do falang ladies back home last night he said! Now she have called her self in sick this morning!Sheīs a velly small lady to and use parazetamol for every thing 555
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21-12-2005, 17:20
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a few more,
I Love you lost velly much . THINK SHE MENT I LOVE YOU LOTS
you drink medicine make you big and strong again , NEVER BEEN BIG OR STRONG, iam thinking about you much the time ? I go see sister Now ,give her your Money 555555555 ok you send me moneynow yes and I share with you when you come back ,THANKS your **** is crying again , PRE ***
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21-12-2005, 17:57
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It was year 2000 and my first time in LOS , i "dated" a soapie girl for a week ... she told me day after day: I lie you!
Some time she looked angry , some time she looked happy but it was always the same words: I Lie You! I thought this bltch is out of her mind , why tell me sheīs lying to me and about what?? Got home and had a 3 some phone call (yeah not about 6) with a thai lady in Sweden .. aha .. She like me ..  how stupid i was 
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22-12-2005, 15:15
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A bit off topic but I had a Chinese girlfriend long time (she go back China now, see mama, no come beck) and her Engrish was just like Thais.
Actually she spoke it OK until she got angry or excited or too much laughing, then she'd get all mixed up. But she didn't like me laughing at it. "You no velly funny me! You don't speak! I no wanna hear you one hour!" One time we were going to the shops in the car. "Oh, danger,danger, open car slowly darling!" (open car slowly means slow down). We pulled up and she said "go down?" I said "no, get out." She narrowed her eyes. "Why you tell me get out?" I said "you don't say go down, you say get out." She said "yes yes, I know, I go down, I get out, is same same." She shook her head sadly as she got out. "Oh my God," she said. "You stupid."
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23-12-2005, 04:26
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