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01-02-2006, 11:42
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I havnt got a photo, but what about the toilet paper called "Sit and Smile"
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01-02-2006, 12:43
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From Monkey Beach.
Needless to say, I went with the Pineapple....
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03-02-2006, 06:17
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sorry no pic.seen on a road sign in bkk while driving on a highway.kind of inperative grammaar form. < remember the asshole is an exit,no an entrance.>
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03-02-2006, 13:56
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Saw this sign two weeks ago on a small island off Koh Chang

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11-02-2006, 17:47
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Hi
good to now wher to do it 
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11-02-2006, 18:22
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Quick.. To the Vomitorium...
LOL
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08-03-2006, 17:52
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bang a falang?
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08-03-2006, 18:13
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Not Thailand, but I see they have banned Gary Glitter from a Ski resort
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08-03-2006, 19:09
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In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: "Drop your trousers here for best results."
In a Bangkok temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man."
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08-03-2006, 19:12
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D'ya think 500 baht would cover it?
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08-03-2006, 19:26
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The year is 2010 and the Thai government have closed down all the bars and massage parlours in Patong.
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08-03-2006, 20:01
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When comming from Loch Palm and heading back to Patong I see a sign ond the left side of the road "Thung Tong Police Station". It allways read like Ting Tong to me.
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08-03-2006, 21:51
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When comming from Loch Palm and heading back to Patong I see a sign ond the left side of the road "Thung Tong Police Station". It allways read like Ting Tong to me.
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Iv'e visited the place on 2 occasions to pay no helmet fines.
I must say I did feel ting tong for getting caught out, especially the second time, which was only 2 days after the first. 
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09-03-2006, 01:13
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yes only in bangkok would this happen
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09-03-2006, 11:08
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or Manila or Angeles or Phom Phen or Jakarta or...
My buddy swears by Jakarta but I have never done a tour down there..
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09-03-2006, 12:43
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My buddy swears by Jakarta but I have never done a tour down there..
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I really like Jakarta, definitely worth the visit.
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10-03-2006, 01:47
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on the Pier at Chao Praya River
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11-03-2006, 14:48
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If you ever want to shoot a porn movie, get what you need for it here
Seen on a wall in a Soi just off Sawadik road

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11-03-2006, 15:47
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I don't have a picture but there was a group of guys roaming around Patong a couple of days ago with T-shirts that said something like,
"No I don't want a f**king massage, I don't want a suit and I don't want a tuk-tuk", and it was in thai on the front and english on the back. Wish I'd taken a photo, we had a good laugh when we saw them.
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07-05-2006, 23:07
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See The Sign ...
1: This time Tingtong starts long before i even put my dirty feets at Don Muang , in the air .. Thai Air 555
2: I donīt speak much Thai but this sign i fukcing Kho Yai
3: No sign but still Thai .. Thai pluming .. belive i sat in the corner and tock a shit when i visit last time 
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08-05-2006, 02:19
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Signs and funnies
Here are a few
Regards
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08-05-2006, 04:37
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... found another one .. great advertising in Bangkok

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08-05-2006, 04:56
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I'm beginning to think I may have brought one of these back with me!!
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