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Old 24-01-2006, 03:28
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Do you have some pictures of funny thai signs?
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Well this sign is everywhere. Snapped it on my trip in Sept. 05. I wasn't aware that Phuket went anywhere in the first place..

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So which one is it then ??
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On my last trip to Ayuthya, I saw a road sign that said:

Ban PornPiss

I turned to my wife and said that I couldn't agree more.

(No offense to those of you who enjoy the showers that are golden, and the erotic portrayal of such.)
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Old 24-01-2006, 13:27
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Old 24-01-2006, 13:37
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Always wondered where Seafood came from
Here is a sign I saw in Kamala or Surin, cant remember.
Hard to read, but it says" Fresh Seafood, Life Seafood From Sea"
with an arrow pointing away from the ocean.

OK< sorry, no attachment,,,,,,,,,need to find a way to make smaller.
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Well this sign is everywhere. Snapped it on my trip in Sept. 05. I wasn't aware that Phuket went anywhere in the first place..

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haha that was outside the resort i was at, they also gave us wrist bands which say "Phuket is back"
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I'm not sure if this is funny ha-ha, but it is peculiar. Posted originally on the ISG photo gallery 2006 post no 43:
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haha that was outside the resort i was at, they also gave us wrist bands which say "Phuket is back"

Didnt know it went anywhere, I could always find it.
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Didnt know it went anywhere, I could always find it.
As reported earlier, Phuket was moved by the Boxing Day quake 32cm to the south. Presumaby Thaksin has arranged for it to be moved back to where it started...
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this one made me Smile
and theres that one above lavs in soi tiger i think ?
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haha that was outside the resort i was at, they also gave us wrist bands which say "Phuket is back"


Yes I know Rizz as you see it says Laguna, and If someone bothered to read your post they would know that you stayed there. Hence thanks for letting me know that you stayed there... again.

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Didnt know it went anywhere, I could always find it.


Steve... you stole my line there mate..

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Just 2 small signs but it shows alittle bit of how things are in Thailand
Not easy to find your way in this hotel when you had a few drinks , i can tell you that
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Tattoo in Bangkok. Still wondering what they mean, or how they do it
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... a 4 ??
Your more crazy then i thought

Hereīs another sign i think i posted before .. donīt think i got any respond last time EITHER
What sort of massage is the last one , can any one tell me that ?
Take a pill , take a 45min. walk and come back Sir! .. ?

Miss Massage was old and ugly so i never tryed it out .. in Kho Chang i belive it was!
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... a 4 ??
Your more crazy then i thought

Here´s another sign i think i posted before .. don´t think i got any respond last time EITHER
What sort of massage is the last one , can any one tell me that ?
Take a pill , take a 45min. walk and come back Sir! .. ?

Miss Massage was old and ugly so i never tryed it out .. in Kho Chang i belive it was!


That's a good one Crazy

I was looking last night for a sign I have seen before on another forum but can't find the post.

It saw a sign in a hotel foyer that said 'no ladyboy in room upstairs'

Did they mean you can't take one with you or there won't be one waiting for you when you get there ?
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That's a good one Crazy

I was looking last night for a sign I have seen before on another forum but can't find the post.

It saw a sign in a hotel foyer that said 'no ladyboy in room upstairs'

Did they mean you can't take one with you or there won't be one waiting for you when you get there ?


Hehehe they probably ment you could only bang your LB downstairs ... in the special LB-room .... and of cos they charged x-tra for it
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Well this sign is everywhere. Snapped it on my trip in Sept. 05. I wasn't aware that Phuket went anywhere in the first place..

DD


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