Musical Terms Used By Bms The Definitive Explanation

[Talbotman]

Every day we see more and more unusual musical terms being used by certain bms especially those trendy dudes around town, Mark 26 and Alfie, so before any newbie comes on asking for an explanation i thought that I COMING FROM the birthplace of Robert Burns would attempt to give you my view on these terms.

HIP HOP - What the lazy scroungers in my town do as they head for the doctors surgery every 6 months to get there 6 month sick notes,there are so many benefit scroungers in my town i am seriously thinking of staring a new buisness making walking sticks.

RAP-- invented by someone who had a pc with a faulty letter C.

Drum and Base -- invented by a proud member of the grand order of orangemen from Larkhall Scotland, who because he marched directly behing the base drum became tone death.

soul ---- the part of your shoe that usually lands in the sh-t first very aptly named

I WONT MENTION Rock music because as my fellow old dudes Dizbuster and IJ will tell you ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE !!!!!

[Talbotman]

555555 I am sitting drinking a bottle of Magners and listening to some music and it certainly aint anything you would hear in the q bar i am off to Hamburg tomorow on a 3 day birthday pissup with my mates now germany there is a place with weird musical tastes on the reeperbhan (where else would i be) the most up to date music i could find on the juke boxes was Tony Christie and the funny thing was it was his original albums not the modern one brought out because of Amarrillo they are well into the James Last orchestra and richard clayderman which is music to commit suicide to !!!

[Talbotman]

I will certainly be in some dark secluded places, accompanied by some oriental lovelies, and swallowing plenty of warsteiner and applekorns

[nelsonone]

Originally Posted by Alfie

Will you be going down the Avenues and Ally Ways in Hamburg???

Or as they also say/sing in "Love Honour and Obey"............I hope...... "Your Love is Like a Fireball"