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Old 17-02-2006, 06:26
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What's the most unusual thing you found/discovered when your Thai girl took off her clothes?
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Old 17-02-2006, 07:43
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What's the most unusual thing you found/discovered when your Thai girl took off her clothes?
A Caesarian Scar across her belly. And she said she had no kids. "Yeeeeah Riiiite...."
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Old 17-02-2006, 07:50
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Not MY experience but I'm sure you're gonna get "A C0CK" very soon
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Old 17-02-2006, 08:29
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Not MY experience but I'm sure you're gonna get "A C0CK" very soon
Cheers Nelsonone......................................... ......................."A C0CK!"
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Old 17-02-2006, 10:09
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Great to see you're still alive Dman.......and thanks fer the spelling correction.......

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Old 17-02-2006, 10:45
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What's the most unusual thing you found/discovered when your Thai girl took off her clothes?

Met a gal, working number 6 soi,
She's was "FINE"...and I thought, "boy oh boy".
When she flung off her thong,
She displayed a HUGE dong....

How was I supposed to know, she's KATOEY?


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Old 17-02-2006, 10:58
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Met a gal, working number 6 soi,
She's was "FINE"...and I thought, "boy oh boy".
When she flung off her thong,
She displayed a HUGE dong....

How was I supposed to know, she's KATOEY?




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Old 17-02-2006, 17:11
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I once met a bargirl named Tic
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Old 17-02-2006, 21:03
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she always was telling me lies
but under her pants, a surprise
a tatoo of joe
larry, curly and moe
4 stooges drawn on her pie
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she stood on the bar,at midnight-
picking blackheads,from her crutch-
she said "sir,ive never had it"--
i said"no-not fcking much"--

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I once met a girl from Patong
Who said that she`d love me for long
So I took off her frock
And stepped back in shock
As she.......... well you know the rest................
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Old 17-02-2006, 21:51
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Getting back to the thread, which by the way I find interesting.
The most unusual thing I discovered was that she only had one breast. True.
I must admit, usually I'd find this a bit offputting but as I'd had a few drinks and I felt a little sorry for the girl, who I think was Burmese, I thought, "what the fcuk" & just carried on.
I was glad I did as she would have to be one of the best experiences I've ever had. Maybe because of her problem she put that extra effort in.
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I must admit, usually I'd find this a bit offputting

i just gotta ask - if you USUALLY find this a turn off, how many single-breasted gals you met before?

What i notice with a lot of Thai ladies is because of the modesty thing, once they take off their clothes I usually find find them wrapped in a big towel -for a wee while anyway

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I had a TG with a c-section scar as well. I have had no baby... she tried to tell me it was from an appendix scar. Hmmmm. One time she took off her shoes and had huge claws and major fungus.. yuck!

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I had a TG with a c-section scar as well. I have had no baby... she tried to tell me it was from an appendix scar. DD

Maybe she is telling the truth, perhaps she lost it. (hey, it could happen)
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Old 18-02-2006, 06:31
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Maybe she is telling the truth, perhaps she lost it. (hey, it could happen)


No.... last New Years trip I was still talking to her. Finally got the truth. 9 year old son. I didnt care she is still hot. And she not a BG.

Oh I forgot to mention that the same TG had fake boobs. Now Ive seen them back in the states just not in LOS, on a girl that is. Jesus they were rock hard. Kind of a turn off actually.

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I had a TG with a c-section scar as well. I have had no baby... she tried to tell me it was from an appendix scar. Hmmmm. One time she took off her shoes and had huge claws and major fungus.. yuck!

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thats funny, when i met my gg, i think 2nd thing she said to me was "i have baby" , i was like ok?
i dont think she was trying to be honest, just think she didnt really know how to say too much else
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are you sure they are c-section scar,may have had the job done ?
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Old 24-02-2006, 03:40
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are you sure they are c-section scar,may have had the job done ?

Im very sure mate. Ive seen the son. Ive also been with other woman with the same scar.

Thats funny that no one has even mentioned the fungus on the BG feet.

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Thats funny that no one has even mentioned the fungus on the BG feet.
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Say Doje...............why don't you tell us about the fungus on the BG's feet?????
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Old 24-02-2006, 05:46
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Say Doje...............why don't you tell us about the fungus on the BG's feet?????

LOL Nelson hell no now I dont want to. Well it was this really hot FL that I found on Suhkumvit, get her home and get he knickers off, I look down and see the feet...... althetes foot No wonder she was wearing covered shoes

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LOL Nelson hell no now I dont want to. Well it was this really hot FL that I found on Suhkumvit, get her home and get he knickers off, I look down and see the feet...... althetes foot No wonder she was wearing covered shoes

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What's the problem, DD? Foot fetish?

Have her wear a pair of your socks and then she can keep your feet warm. Just don't ask for the socks back from her.

Maybe you should turn out the lights first!

But if her feet really smelled that would definitely be a problem.
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What's the problem, DD? Foot fetish?

Have her wear a pair of your socks and then she can keep your feet warm. Just don't ask for the socks back from her.

Maybe you should turn out the lights first!

But if her feet really smelled that would definitely be a problem.

No Seafox no foot fetish that I know of. I just dont like nasty feet esp on a BG. Nasty crusty... yuck. But i think Nelson is interested in the crusty.

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